7 Days Without Alcohol–Day 5

The smell of tequila across the table from me at the restaurant is still engraved into my olfacto…

I Hear It All: Life Without an MP3 Player

Yes, it’s true, I don’t have an mp3 player. This is not really by choice, I must admit—my iPod brok…

The Hills: From Paris, With Love

Last night was the season premiere of The Hills and all I can say is, wow. I have been counting down…

One-Person Apple Crumble Pie

Sometimes you just need a little something sweet. I feel that way often—well, almost every nigh…

Hooking Up with an Ugly Dude? Don’t Waste Your Time

I used to have physical standards for guys. I really did. In fact, I would go as far as to say that I h…

“If you stay, you die. If you leave, you live”: The Stories of Iraqi Refugees (Part I)

That quote comes from a 26-year old Iraqi doctor to whom the BBC gives the pseudonym “Matthew”. M…

College Candy Official Contest Rules

OFFICIAL RULES
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES O…

Don’t catch YOKO!

Are you, or any girls you know, dating a guy in a band? If so, I URGE you to read this. In an effort to s…

Get Your Bitch Slaps Ready: ‘The Hills’ is Back!

In honor of the much anticipated return of The Hills (Tonight! 10PM! Woooo!), I have invited my l…

Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Old Spanker

During the first couple of blogs in this series, some people were a bit miffed at our “judg…

Wine is Wreaking Havoc on Your Brain…More than Beer

I always thought I was the health smarty pants throughout college when I would opt out of the calo…

Bad Things: How I Love You

When I Googled “things that are bad for me” and Chicken Pot Pie came up, I was surpri…

7 Days Without Alcohol–Day 4

At this point, as I’m sitting here on my couch, nearing the end of day 4 without drinking, I…

Why Wouldn’t My Soulmate Sleep With Me?

I’m not sold on the idea of having a soulmate. And I’m not NOT sold on it, either. BUT…

My Corn Chowder’s Like a Good Man: Hot and Low-Maintenance

I don’t know about the weather where all of you are, but where I live, it’s still pretty freaking c…

My New Obsession: The Container Store

I have no damn space. I swear my ass may get stuck in my own hallway if I eat another Cadbury Egg.
Lik…

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