To some, pickup lines are irritating, to others, they’re a welcome invitation, and to still others, they can even be insulting. Personally, while there is a slim likelihood of taking a guy seriously after he throws out a clichéd line, I do enjoy a good laugh from those that are unique.
Enter last weekend. While out on the town blissfully throwing back a few vodka sodas with my best wing-women, I was approached by what I could only assume was a potential suitor. The prospect excited me. Standing there all suave with his head cocked to one side, he said “Girl, you are solid steel and sex appeal.”
I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my drink (thank god for my cat-like reflexes, to waste my drink would have been a tragedy). While I appreciate notice to my “solid steel” physique and “sex appeal” (it is nice to know that my time at the gym and new bio-flex bra paid off) I laughed hysterically and he quickly fled the scene. Once fully able to compose myself, my gals and I commenced a reminiscent conversation of a few unusual pickup lines we have witnessed:
“Nice rack.” – Simple, yet to the point. And did I mention classy?
“I really like the way you aren’t trying to look like the other girls here. You just look so comfortable with yourself.” – Talk about a back-handed complement. (And for the record there was a two hour preparation for this particular night out.)
“You’ve got an onion-booty. So cute it makes me wanna cry.” – When I heard a guy say this to my friend, I wanted to cry. From laughter.
“Girl, you know I’m going to find you on myspace..” Is that a threat? Considering if was coming from a complete stranger, we collectively felt it was possible.
“I was wondering if you have a moment for me to hit on you?” – The answer was no, but it was nice of him to ask.
I know these verbal wonders may not be new to everyone, but they were to me and a welcomed change from the classics.
[What's the best line you've ever heard? Come on, spill!]



Ambra says:
Thu, 3rd Apr 200811:19 pm
Girl you got some great legs, Do they come Over easy?
lauren says:
Fri, 4th Apr 20089:32 am
“I’m so mad we met with 3 weeks of school left.. now i don’t have time to fall in love with you”
oh please.
Eliza says:
Fri, 4th Apr 20085:57 pm
Wanna guess my weight?
This was said by a rather heavyset dude. He was cute, in a seth rogen way, but the line itself destroyed any chance he had.
Janers says:
Sat, 5th Apr 20088:46 am
(Said by Random French accent guy who worked at the Banana Republic I was walking by on my way to the movie theatre at the other end of the upscale Strip Mall/outdoor mall to meet my date)
ooh la la
after he asked me if I wanted to get a glass of wine with him and I declined (he was kind of cute though lol and my date was a slimeball I later found out, so maybe I should have blown him off for Random french guy)
Ashleigh-Anne says:
Sat, 5th Apr 200811:55 pm
“miss you dropped something, oh sorry that was just my jaw”
AJ says:
Sun, 6th Apr 20082:41 pm
“Excuse me but… If you were a humburger at McDonald’s… I would call you McBeautiful!”
say what?
Mr. E says:
Sun, 6th Apr 20085:11 pm
“Girl if you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
M-town's Finest says:
Thu, 10th Apr 20084:22 pm
That dress looks becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Kills em every time.
jessica says:
Sun, 27th Apr 200812:20 am
my love for you is like diarrhea.. i just can’t keep it in.
jonathan says:
Sat, 29th Nov 20083:14 am
girl you got style and class and a whole lotta ass
jonathan says:
Sat, 29th Nov 20083:18 am
i thought you were cute so i went to the crane game and won you this teddy bear
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