Comments on: Pickup Lines: A Lost Art?

By: jonathan

jonathan — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:57:46 +0000

i thought you were cute so i went to the crane game and won you this teddy bear

By: jonathan

jonathan — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:53:53 +0000

girl you got style and class and a whole lotta ass

By: jessica

jessica — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:20:15 +0000

my love for you is like diarrhea.. i just can’t keep it in.

By: M-town's Finest

M-town's Finest — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:22:41 +0000

That dress looks becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Kills em every time.

By: Mr. E

Mr. E — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:11:03 +0000

“Girl if you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”

By: AJ

AJ — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:41:45 +0000

“Excuse me but… If you were a humburger at McDonald’s… I would call you McBeautiful!”

say what?

By: Ashleigh-Anne

Ashleigh-Anne — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:55:31 +0000

“miss you dropped something, oh sorry that was just my jaw”

By: Janers

Janers — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:46:27 +0000

(Said by Random French accent guy who worked at the Banana Republic I was walking by on my way to the movie theatre at the other end of the upscale Strip Mall/outdoor mall to meet my date)

ooh la la

after he asked me if I wanted to get a glass of wine with him and I declined (he was kind of cute though lol and my date was a slimeball I later found out, so maybe I should have blown him off for Random french guy)

By: Eliza

Eliza — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:57:43 +0000

Wanna guess my weight?

This was said by a rather heavyset dude. He was cute, in a seth rogen way, but the line itself destroyed any chance he had.

By: lauren

lauren — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:32:38 +0000

“I’m so mad we met with 3 weeks of school left.. now i don’t have time to fall in love with you”

oh please.