Sex Tapes I’d Like to See

April 14, 2008     Posted in HaHa, Sex

It seems as though every new season brings with it a slew of new embarrassing naked pictures or grainy sex tapes. Spring has sprung, quite literally, with the release of Sex and the City star Kristen Davis’ naughty pictures and The Hills’ Audrina Patridge’s naked photos and the probably fake dirty video of Lindsey Lohan . None of it is quite High School Musical scandalous… in fact, it’s all rather disappointing.


By CC Staff

Here are some sex tapes I’d like to see:

marandev

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood

Oh wait, they’ve already made one and called it a music video. On second thought, I’m okay with never watching that again.

owandka

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson.

Even though I have a feeling that I’d just be waiting for Owen Darling (bless his heart) to burst out into tears or for Kate Hudson to snap in half. On second thought, maybe I’ll skip this one too.

wiandja

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith

Aren’t you a little curious? They seem so wholesome, but I just get the impression that Jada can handle a whip better than Indiana Jones.

standtr

Sting and Trudie Styler.

I know he’s getting old, but don’t you kinda want him to show the work, so to speak, with all that tantric stuff he’s been talking up?

daandte

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni.

Mostly because I’d like to see what Dave is packing. Age and bad career moves just can’t dampen my dirty lusty love for this man.

jaandme

James McAvoy and…Me.

Shot in soft light, of course, maybe reenacting that scene from Atonement. Really, though, I’d do it in the back of a Ford Taurus in a Costco parking lot in the middle of the day if that’s what he wanted.

5 Comments on "Sex Tapes I’d Like to See"

  1. wendy says:
    Mon, 14th Apr 200811:06 am 

    seriously…james mcavoy. delicious.

  2. Molly says:
    Mon, 14th Apr 20085:07 pm 

    I wholeheartedly agree with David Duchovny (though I'd prefer with me… I've never cared for Tea Leoni) and James McAvoy.

  3. Darcy says:
    Tue, 15th Apr 20082:31 pm 

    I can't imagine reenacting that Atonement scene against the bookcase would be comfortable. Imagine all those books and the shelves digging into your back…But maybe when it's him, it wouldn't matter :D

  4. amy says:
    Tue, 13th May 20087:49 am 

    Pretty sure Jada Pinkett Smith is in a metal / hardcore band. I wouldn't be surprised if she was into all sorts of freaky stuff. Like whips.

    I think her band is called Wicked Wisdom.

    not that I, uh, like them or anything… : )

  5. Patty says:
    Mon, 19th May 20085:16 pm 

    Sometimes the men woman find attractive amazes me. Duchovny I can understand, but McAvoy? Would he still be sexy w/o his Scottish accent? I've never understood Johnny Depp's appeal either, even though he is one of my favorite actors (please forgive me mom for talking trash about your Johnny). Personally I'd like to see Ann Coulter … in a snuff film.

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