Self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” are Creeps

April 19, 2008     Posted in Reality

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By CC Staff

Nice guys think they finish last. Assholes think they finish first. As Dane Cook would put it, “What about the whole middle ground here where YOU’RE AN IDIOT!?“

There’s more to it than good guys and bad guys. I’m sick of hearing nice guys complain that so many of us girls choose to date jerks. Screw that. It’s just that the nice guys, the REALLY nice ones, are disguised. “Nice Guys” are the ones hovering over your desk at work, telling you:

“You know, I’M A NICE GUY, but you girls only like dirtballs.”

See? That “Nice Guy” thinks he’s one thing, but in actuality, he’s a creep. He is a lame, lame creep who hangs onto something he learned from his mother when he was young about being nice to ladies. He might always pay for meals and he might always make sure you get into your home safely after a date WITHOUT inviting himself in…but that’s not all that it takes to be a nice guy. For all I know, Mr. Self proclaimed “Nice Guy” is actually an axe murderer who likes to feel like he can save the day. You can’t fool me. I watch Dexter.

A genuinely nice guy doesn’t need to go around bragging about how he’s a nice guy. A genuinely nice guy demonstrates this through his actions and everyone around him, especially woman, can see right to his core. A genuinely nice guy can pick up on your tone when you had a weird day and need to talk about it. A genuinely nice guy won’t have sex with you if he doesn’t have time to hang out afterward (unless you’re totally all about it). A genuinely nice guy will find ways to show you that he supports you and cares about you without having to buy out advertising space on a highway sign for his creepy smiling face with a headline that reads: “Looking for a nice guy? Well! You found one!”

So yeah, that “Nice Guy”, that one who thinks he is entitled to all women out there…he is the worst kind of guy. Girls, if you’re looking for a good catch…you need to look up, down, and through every aspect of a guy’s life. And if he decides to pronounce to you that he is a “Nice Guy”…I would write him off immediately.

…Unless you prefer your compliments with a side of jerk.

8 Comments on "Self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” are Creeps"

  1. Ellie says:
    Sun, 20th Apr 200810:43 am 

    That is SO true…this article perfectly describes a friend of mine who constantly bemoans why specific girls don't like him and go for other guys, and what these guys have that he doesn't since he's so intelligent and nice and blah blah blah…

  2. George says:
    Fri, 25th Jul 20083:21 pm 

    You're being too suspicious! Sometimes they're not bullshitting you, so why can't you just grow up?

  3. Fed up says:
    Sat, 27th Dec 20087:29 am 

    Its really sad that men are judged in this kind of way by women.

    The fact that any human being is "written off" is a testament to the level of sickness that exists in this pathetic nation of loser women.

  4. chris says:
    Thu, 4th Nov 20106:20 pm 

    yeah im with fed on this one. if nice guys are to line up and be thrown into concentration camps then im afraid ill be up soon to wither away. i think when somebody utterly ups and quits on men with sad out looks such as the ones given then they should retire from sex altogether and shack up with a horde of cats lol. i dont claim to be nice so i can get laid and i feel discriminated for being a man. she may kindly eliminate me… for i probably wouldnt treat such a highly opinionated spokeswomen …with alot of on purpose kindness.

  5. Leah says:
    Sat, 25th Dec 20103:12 am 

    I had one recently who liked to follow me around everywhere and got pissed of whenever I so much as spoke to other people.
    He always had that typical rant about how he's a nice guy and doesn't understand why girls never like him. (Totally forgetting the fact that he looked like an untooned version of Beavis and used to tell me that he only hangs out with(follows) me because no one else will)

    As soon as I got my boyfriend, he went on to claim that my boyfriend was an ass hole and told me that he hopes I'm miserable with him..

  6. The Creep says:
    Mon, 16th May 20119:12 pm 

    Some, men are too nice in that way thats right. Then some of us are actually fucking nice people that are sick of not getting laid while hoards of dull witted lunatics can get all the tail they want. Sometimes those guys are delusional creeps, but consider for a moment those that arent that are starving for affection out here in this horribly illogical world. I know, I know, you dont get it, and I should tattoo creep on my head and cut off my penis, I know. Im a cause fighting activist out on the grind every single day working to make the world a better place. Wigger Steve and dull witted beefcake and never read a book guy need and deserve affection more, we know, we get it. Good thinking there ladies.

  7. coolhand says:
    Thu, 26th May 201110:15 pm 

    ya man i feel ya there, sometimes after a long days work of having to be dick to everyone, its nice to relax and be humane to a lovely lady…… good thinking ladies

  8. Gemma says:
    Sun, 9th Oct 201110:05 am 

    Very true. I actually dated someone last year who refered to himself as being a "nice guy" and whined that he had trouble getting girls as girls prefared bad boys etc. I wasn't physically attracted to him, but I gave him a chance as he seemed sweet. Big mistake. He turned out to be a total sleaze and that he was dating two other girls at the same time as me. Last time I heard he had a girlfriend and he had at least tried to cheat on her on a few times. Lesson learnt. Now whenever a guy says the pharse "nice guys finish last" or any variation of that I'm very wary.

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