9 Things Your Parents Would Get Pissed About If You Spent $500 On
April 24, 2008 Posted in Cool Stuff
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If College Candy was to give you a $500 American Express Gift Card what would you buy?
Your parents might suggest that you put the money towards your education (tuition, books, food) or savings, but this is your money to blow on whatever you want!
You want to go to Paris for a night? Go to Paris! Thinking about getting a lower back tattoo? Go for it!
Below are 9 Things Your Parents Would Get Pissed About If You Spent $500 On. College Candy wants to know what should be #1 on the list. Leave your suggestion in the comment section below. The person that submits the best idea will receive a $500 AMEX gift card courtesy on TuitionBids.com – all submissions must be received by Friday, May 2nd at 12PM.
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10. Teeth Whitening
All that coffee/occasional cigarette (only when you’re drinking, obvi) are taking their toll.

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09. Get an iPhone before your plan is up.

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08. Half a pair of Prada shoes

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07. One Night in Paris
No not the sex tape, a plane ticket and hotel!

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06. Hannah Montana tickets

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05. The works
mani, pedi, massage, facial, peel – at the finest spa. Because you deserve it.

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04. Hot new Botkier Handbag

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03. $500 worth of singles for Chippendales

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02. Plant some trees. 500, to be exact.

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01. (Submit your ideas in the comment section to win a $500 American Express gift card courtsey of TuitionBids.com)
Top 3 ideas will be opened up for public voting on Monday, May 5th.
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Joey jo jo says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:50 am
booby tassles
cali says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:53 am
Sunglasses.
Maybe these one's:
http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalog/product/ind…
Ridiculously amazing looking sunglasses.
My parents would be soooooo pissed! I go through so many sunglasses it's not even funny. Just in these past two years I have lost 10 pairs of sunglasses. If I spend $500 on Sunglasses (which I have ALWAYS! wished I could do) my parents would probably disown me… especially if I lost them.
Meredith says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20088:13 am
A night on the town here in NYC – so I could meet a celeb, become his baby mama and get set for life! hahaha
Moonbeam says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20088:20 am
My parents would flip if I spent $500 on "necessities" in order to audition for Rock of Love 3 (ex. collagen, an air brushed "hottie" cropped shirt, skin tight pants, hooker boots, platinum blond weave).
gemma says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20088:32 am
open bar for 5 friends at the next Girls Gone Wild party
Eva says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20088:32 am
booze. my mother would disown me and my dad would ask to join the party.
caitlin says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20089:00 am
500 lottery tickets
Kelly says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20089:16 am
100 pounds of Jolly Ranchers
OR
at school, hot dogs sell for a quarter at midnight, so they'd be pretty pissed if i bought 2000 quarter dogs, as they're called
b says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20089:18 am
Tickets to a Michigan vs. Notre Dame game.
With me wearing all Michigan gear.
My dad would disown me on the spot.
christine says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20089:30 am
brit a new wig
emily says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20089:40 am
an abortion.. my parents certainly wouldn't be happy with that.
Christine says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20089:40 am
The biggest picture of Hillary's face that I can find. And placing it on my dad's lawn. As well as 'I support Hillary' signs everywhere.
He'd go fucking ape shit.
Or something along the lines of one of those scooters that are usually for old people so that I can truly be lazy. My parents would be so mad. It would be fantastic.
Maura says:
Thu, 24th Apr 200810:58 am
tiffany's necklace
jica says:
Thu, 24th Apr 200811:22 am
One custom made gold grill (from Mr.GoldTeeth.com haha) to show the world that I am, in fact, a true baller.
https://secure.mrgoldteeth.com/secure/ProductDeta…
or…
One of a rapper's chrome rims off of ebay… "Yes!"
Darcy says:
Thu, 24th Apr 200812:57 pm
Pay the fine you got for indecent exposure
Kristen says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20081:14 pm
Jello…
whose parents wouldn't be pissed if they purchased $500 worth of cherry jello… to consume, swim in, what have you.
leebee says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20081:37 pm
an escort to take to McDonalds…
not one of those expensive escorts, a la Spitzer, but a cheap one…
and we'd eat juicy Big Macs and talk about the best way to seduce men
such a cheap, white trash way to spend $500
Mary says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20082:23 pm
i'd spend $500 on the first months' rent on a cute studio apartment, conveniently located just a few blocks away from campus.
unfortunately, i would not be able to afford rent for the next month, or any of the following months lol.
M says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20082:40 pm
Five hundred different items from the dollar store. Just imagine all the fun/random items you could buy.
dili says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20083:13 pm
sexy lingerie. I just bought a corset for 500 bucks.
Janers says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:40 pm
How about:
Weeki Wachee Springs "Live Mermaid" Camp!
where you can be a real mermaid!
Snax says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:42 pm
Belly dancing lessons to dance like Shakira.
Nikki says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:46 pm
I'd spend it on home plate seats at a Yankees game. Not so I could watch the game, but so I could stare at the players butts when they were batting.
Puppylove says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:47 pm
I could pamper my Chihuahua.
Spa works, treats, toys,…even a self-portrait painting of her!
Bee says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:50 pm
Blow it all on Ebay.
Though this might make the postman more angry. LOL
Bama says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:53 pm
I'd go on a hot air balloon ride for 2!
I've always wanted to.
Holic says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20087:58 pm
I could spend it on a LOT, and I mean a Loooooot! of Chocolate YUM
Sweetie says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20088:01 pm
I would spend it on my Birthday.
I would get:
1.A crazy shaped cake
2.performers: Elvis impersonator maybe
3.party it up with my friends!
blow it on my one special day
BettyP says:
Thu, 24th Apr 20088:18 pm
(not sure why my comment didn't post so here it is again)
I know this sounds crazy, but I would spend it on a Dyson Ball Vacuum that cost $400-600.
Yes, on a vacuum, but a kick butt one none-the-less. and hey, at least this way I could keep my room/dorm clean.
Sophie says:
Thu, 24th Apr 200810:31 pm
500 dollars worth of Burts Bees regular chapstick.
I always lose the ones I buy, so now Ill have a few back up.
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Ill put them in my parents stocking at Christmas every year. They'd LOVE that. : )
Kas says:
Thu, 24th Apr 200810:58 pm
Some fabulous plastic surgery to bring out the feline in you. Your muse being none other than Ms. Jocelyn Wildenstein – the "cat lady"
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.ph…
With only $500 worth of surgery, let's hope you'd have a face that more than "only a mother could love."
JD says:
Fri, 25th Apr 20084:50 am
With 500 bucks, I would buy as many pairs of boxers and socks that I could. There is nothing like waking up in the morning and having new socks and boxers to put on.
Stacy Kidd says:
Fri, 25th Apr 20085:56 am
I'd use it on a huge picnic, spend all day making loads of sandwiches and head to the coastline with my friends, take lots of photographs then buy ice cream. The weather in Scotland is generally cold, so when it gets warm I like to make the most of it.
CG says:
Fri, 25th Apr 20086:05 am
I would spend it on gambling money for a trip to Las Vegas! I just turned 21 and I would love to play at the poker table with a stack of chips and a vodka cranberry in hand.
Joey jo jo says:
Fri, 25th Apr 20086:28 am
I would get one breast implant from a discount place. hopefully my parents would feel bad enough for their deformed, one breasted daughter that they would pay to fix it at a nice place
Michelle says:
Fri, 25th Apr 20086:59 am
I would buy an arcade game machine. The perfect addition to any dorm room =)It'd be so kickass! Plus all the quarters you'd get from people playing it.
Gigi says:
Fri, 25th Apr 20085:51 pm
I would buy a whole family of lawn gnomes!!!
(plus lawn animals statues, and accesories for them).
Then I would name them all. Haha!
Janers says:
Sat, 26th Apr 20086:46 pm
When/Where will we be able to vote or know the results?
Thanks ahead
Amanda says:
Mon, 28th Apr 20088:31 pm
A PS3 and rock band (that broke within a month) + the $60 medal drum pedal that I bought after the two pedals that the company sent me as a replacement broke…. AND now both my guitars are broken….I'm even pissed about it..
PK says:
Thu, 1st May 20086:08 am
$500 worth of tongue depressors to stick down my throat to vomit after every meal. RUNWAY, HERE I COME!!!
LILO says:
Thu, 1st May 20086:16 am
$250 worth of coke
249$ worth of rehab
$1 worth od reeses peanutbutter cups for detox
Kay says:
Thu, 1st May 200812:00 pm
A surprise (not to mention super sweet) paint job for the family car.. including flames and fake bullet holes haha
Calamity says:
Thu, 1st May 20083:07 pm
I'd invest in an AWESOME, talking, custom action figure of myself!
How cool would that be? LOLz
http://www.herobuilders.com/custom/index.htm
bunnyhugger says:
Thu, 1st May 20083:18 pm
I would host an animal rights protest (with signs, banners, flyers, etc.)…
at least Peta would be proud of me.
Lily says:
Thu, 1st May 20083:22 pm
A stripper pole.
Plus installation.
A girl's gotta practice.
Jim Kelly says:
Thu, 1st May 20084:00 pm
I would use $500 to buy my way on to True Life: I'm Never Moving Out Of My Parent's House
Nikki says:
Thu, 1st May 20084:11 pm
I'd spend it on "Her Pleasure" Trojans!
Amber says:
Thu, 1st May 20085:04 pm
Making your own sex tape.
Rachel says:
Thu, 1st May 20086:49 pm
To be completely honest, my parents would be maddest if I blew $500 on hookers and blow. That's the worst thing I can think of to spend money on– illegal activity both sexual and addictive!
That, or giving it to McCain's presidential campaign.
Kelly says:
Thu, 1st May 20089:02 pm
a new iPhone after I accidentally flushed my blackberry down the toliet
Eli says:
Thu, 1st May 200811:38 pm
A puppy… That would piss off my parents but make me psyched!!
howard says:
Fri, 2nd May 20085:50 am
How about the Spinning Sex Swing
with Stand at $249.00 with the
Liberator Scoop and Wedge Kit at $235.00
from http://www.extremerestraints.com
Spend whatever is left on lube or shipping….
Essentially a shopping spree at Exteremerestraints….
Wouldn't mom and dad be proud….
Bobby says:
Fri, 2nd May 200811:11 pm
Since it was my girlfriend that said this,
"I’d spend it on “Her Pleasure” Trojans!"
(Yes, that really is my girlfriend).
I would spend it on "His Pleasure" Trojans.
Jodie says:
Sun, 4th May 20088:35 am
I would spend $500.00 on Fun Dip, the #1 candy all parents hate their kids to eat, and would never allow it while growing up.
CG says:
Mon, 5th May 20082:37 pm
Wasn't the poll supposed to start today?
Janers says:
Tue, 6th May 20081:29 am
Yes, where do we see the poll/winners? etc…???
Emilie says:
Thu, 8th May 20085:18 am
Half of a breast implant.
you can get the other one later.
sc178 says:
Sat, 2nd Aug 20085:44 pm
Umm …… well my parents would be pissed if I spent 500 dollars on Games. And maybe a Nintendo DS as well…….
Anthony says:
Tue, 15th Sep 20095:57 pm
I think by far weed would be number one.
Aubrey Roberts says:
Thu, 6th May 20109:25 pm
My kids loves Hanna Montana so much that they are addicted to it. Anyway, Miley is a pretty and talented young girl.`*-
Anxiety Depression&n says:
Mon, 18th Oct 20107:56 pm
Hanna Montana is really great, my kids love her and my niece love her too::~