1. Anything by John Mayer

2. "Hey There Delilah" – PWT's

3. Anything by Soulja Boy — But especially Crank That. WORST. SONG. EVER.

But I LOVE the Paralyzer song! LOVE IT!

Hey there Delilah

Any Fergie song

ANYTHING by sugarland

oh! and anything Beyonce…

That about sums it up for me

ooo and see you again by miley cyrus

i HATE to love these craptastic songs

I love the chorus… but everything else makes me want to scream TMI!

Exmaple: We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo, fucked so long, I grew a fuckin afro.

Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. she sucked my dick til the shit turned white.

I thought to myself, sheba, sheba! got my ass lookin like a zebra!

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

Dont be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of australia.

Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.

See, I met this lady from hawaii. stuck it in her ass, and she said, aiiiiieeee!

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch.

Met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky. she said, Ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me.

Have you ever went over to a girls house to fuck, but the pussy just aint no good? (say what? )

And then youre getting upset cause you cant get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come (say what? )

Then a dude walks in. thats her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? (where you from, man? )

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I dont bang.), you start talkin real fast.

But hes already mad, cause you fuckin his wife, so he starts beatin on your ass.

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now its soft. (whut? )

You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off.

Sorry… but I don't need that much information in my songs