ZZZZZZZZZZZZ: FOL 3 Recap, Episode 12

I forget to watch this show. If I remember that it’s on then I do things to avoid paying attention to it, like cleaning and school work. But I have to face this head on…

By CC Staff

Ugh.

So for this episode, the parents are set to arrive and the ladies have to clean.

Seezinz discovered a toilet clogged with Hotlanta drunk puke – it had been there for days so Black and Seezinz clean the stank. I wanna die just thinking about it yet somehow I feel like this is going to be the highlight of the show.

First in are T2’s parents. I’m surprised T1 didn’t show up, too. Flav has his hair done in those braid horns again.

Next, Sinceer’s dad arrives. He’s wearing a hat – is he hiding his klingon forehead? He asks for a beer and we’re probably going to see where Sinceer gets that personality of hers.

Seezinz parents come in and they start questioning Flav. “Why do you wear a clock?” “What are you intentions?” “What you planning from this moment forward with our daughter?” Uh, do they know that this isn’t for real dating? “How many seasons have you done this?” Well, then you should know. “You don’t need to have sex to find love.” Really, Mama Seezinz? Flav and I disagree.

Flav takes Sinceer, T2 and Co. to go bowling. I hate bowling. T2 is surprisingly good at it and Sinceer feels jealous. Ew, don’t make out with anyone in front of their parents.

Next date is with Seezinz and her family and a solo Black to go mini golfing. I hate mini golfing worse than I hate bowling. Why do I even care about where they go?

Post date, T2’s mom comes at her with the “can you stand on your own” and don’t be friends with anyone or something like that. I was too busy shopping to really care. But I guess that Sinceer is going to use this against her or whatever.

(Should I get that shirt? That’s really my only concern right now).

Flav wins over Seezinz parents somehow – I guess he seemed charming? – but he is also concerned that no one was there for Black. She told him that her mom was advised by her attorney to not go out there and that her grandparents are too old. But Flav doesn’t care because he thinks that she’s hot and he demonstrates his concern by making out with her. Guess whatever work he did on Seezinz’s parents was for naught after that kiss.

At the end of the day, Flav hosts a family dinner. Who’s gonna get wasted? Flav’s mom joins everyone for dinner. And Sinceer’s dad gets wasted and starts acting a fool. Flav must also be drunk – he wants the girls to go around the table and say something nice about everyone else. Sinceer won’t say anything nice about T2 but she waits to plot some kind of weird revenge.

After dinner and some inspirational Mama Flav talk (it was inspiration to the girls on the est, right?), Sinceer tells Flav that T2 is dependent and not strong enough for him. Flav talks to T2 about it and then she goes up to confront she-Worf.

Eliminations: God, this episode is boring. Let’s just cut to it:

T2 goes home and the other three are going to Paris.

Is the next episode the finale? Do I want this shirt instead?

I guess that I should make a prediction, even though I’ve been wrong every time I’ve made one for this show.

I say Black will win it. What say you?