We Need More Room to Pee! (the Law Says So)

You know this scenario. You’re in a bar / restaurant / movie theater / department store / any place where people are, and you’ve got to pee. Or maybe it’s that time of the month and things need to be changed. Either way, you must visit the wee wee room NOW.

By Jess

And so you do. But alas, you are not the only one with this idea. The illustrious Ladies Room Line shoots out before you, seemingly miles upon miles of other women also waiting to use the bathroom, careening their necks and jumping on empty stalls like hungry lions on a lame baby zebra.

Does the mere description of this common scene make you sigh in frustration? You’re not alone. According to everyone’s favorite liberal news source, people (women, mostly) are beginning to sound the call for more freaking bathrooms.

“Certain cities and counties around the country have passed specific regulations calling for double, triple or even quadruple the number of toilets for women’s rooms,” explains Kathryn Anthony, an architecture professor and board member of American Restroom Association (yes. I can’t believe there’s such a thing either). Anthony goes on to call the issue “a full-fledged public health issue”, and says that critics of newly proposed regulations obviously have no idea.

“Until men have menstrual periods, until men get pregnant, or until men breast-feed or have babies, we’ll always have a need for potty parity”.

Read the rest of the article HERE.