Brody Jenner Gets His Own Show (and Teaches Me Some New Lingo)

This just in: Brody Jenner will be coming out of reality TV semi-retirement and starring in his own MTV series, Bromance. When I first read this news I assumed Jenner dumped his post-Lauren GF and was joining the ranks of Flava Flav, The Bachelor(s) and Tila Tequila in looking for love on TV. (Get it? Brody+Romance=Bromance? Brilliant, really.) Then I realized that I must be getting old/un-cool, because it seems that bromance is totes a word!

For real… it is in the Urban Dictionary!

Bromance: Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

Brody’s obvious bromantic partner has to be Frankie; those two are inseparable. But, there is talk on the street that Brody’s partner in crime may actually be…wait for it…SPENCER PRATT. I know, I thought they broke up, too, but apparently Spencer has been calling Brody non-stop for awhile now (perhaps because he knew Bromance was in the works and he, I don’t know, needs a job of some sort?).

I am bothered by this for many reasons:

1. MTV is creating yet another awful reality show with a useless (though, totally adorable) rich kid who is famous for doing absolutely nothing.

2. Spencer will be even more omnipresent than he already is. Which means, more awfully staged photos like these.

3. I actually can’t wait for the show…

4. Bromance has been used for quite some time now and no one told me.

Looks like I’ll be using my free time between The Hills and Bromance to study the Urban Dictionary. I don’t want to miss out on anything when this hit premieres.