While you acquired the Freshman 15, this dude became Mayor. No, like, a real one.
The Flight of the Concords would like a minute of your time, ladies
Some deep thoughts from Jack Handey, via CollegeHumor
Coming soon: My Not-So-Sweet 16 (both horrifying and awesome)
Top six fantasy guys–NOT the Village People
John Edwards’ hair is finally back–and supporting Obama
Angelina Jolie shows some personality, admits she’s having twins