Candy Dish: Imagine the Freakin’ Scholarships!

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While you acquired the Freshman 15, this dude became Mayor. No, like, a real one.

The Flight of the Concords would like a minute of your time, ladies

What if Ashlee and Pete hired Winehouse and Doherty to sing at their wedding?

Some deep thoughts from Jack Handey, via CollegeHumor

Coming soon: My Not-So-Sweet 16 (both horrifying and awesome)

Top six fantasy guys–NOT the Village People

John Edwards’ hair is finally back–and supporting Obama

Angelina Jolie shows some personality, admits she’s having twins