“At the wedding, someone will pull the president aside and say, listen, you’re not losing a daughter, you’re losing a war” –Bill Maher
5. This is actually a perfectly lovely picture of Jenna, I add it only to remark on how much Barbara Bush (daughter) looks like Alanis Morissette.
4. As her father’s daughter, I would have expected that she could hold her alcohol better.
3. To all of you naysayers out there, this picture is proof of how much Jenna has changed in the last eight years. Now she can remain standing whilst drinking. I sure hope that’s the lucky groom.
2. Is she yawning or screaming? It’s the difference between an important political function and a Three Doors Down concert, both of which have an equal affect on our nation
1. The economy is in the sh*tter, the war in Iraq is years from being over and will cost the nation upwards of $3 trillion dollars. Rock on, Jenna. Rock on.
In all seriousness, I wish The Hagers a very happy and harmonious marriage. But… I just can’t help but think of all the men and women fighting and dying overseas who will never get a chance to have such a lovely wedding and it sort of makes me lose my sense of humor.
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Leyley says:
Thu, 15th May 20085:30 pm
That handsign actually signifies the Longhorns from U Texas, her alma mater.
Janers says:
Thu, 15th May 200810:08 pm
Actually the handsign is done by ALOT of (non-longhorn) people in power (or children of)
it is a mason hand sign (the horned owl)
some know it as the sign of satan :/
it represents the horned owl at the bohemian grove that is also on the dollar bill (well, a sider/owl) google it!
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