In Light of her Recent Wedding, the Top 5 Best Pictures of Jenna Bush

May 15, 2008 - 11:30 am By CC Staff

“At the wedding, someone will pull the president aside and say, listen, you’re not losing a daughter, you’re losing a war” –Bill Maher

5. This is actually a perfectly lovely picture of Jenna, I add it only to remark on how much Barbara Bush (daughter) looks like Alanis Morissette.

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4. As her father’s daughter, I would have expected that she could hold her alcohol better.

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3. To all of you naysayers out there, this picture is proof of how much Jenna has changed in the last eight years. Now she can remain standing whilst drinking. I sure hope that’s the lucky groom.

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2. Is she yawning or screaming? It’s the difference between an important political function and a Three Doors Down concert, both of which have an equal affect on our nation

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1. The economy is in the sh*tter, the war in Iraq is years from being over and will cost the nation upwards of $3 trillion dollars. Rock on, Jenna. Rock on.

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In all seriousness, I wish The Hagers a very happy and harmonious marriage. But… I just can’t help but think of all the men and women fighting and dying overseas who will never get a chance to have such a lovely wedding and it sort of makes me lose my sense of humor.

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  1. Leyley says:
    Thu, 15th May 20085:30 pm 

    That handsign actually signifies the Longhorns from U Texas, her alma mater.

  2. Janers says:
    Thu, 15th May 200810:08 pm 

    Actually the handsign is done by ALOT of (non-longhorn) people in power (or children of)

    it is a mason hand sign (the horned owl)

    some know it as the sign of satan :/

    it represents the horned owl at the bohemian grove that is also on the dollar bill (well, a sider/owl) google it!

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