College Candy

Hottie of the week

Helloooo, Robert Downey, Jr. He gets this because he’s hot. And Iron Man rocked.

My clip of the week

Thank you, Amy Poehler. It’s kinda wrong but kinda right and this is coming from a Hillary supporter.

Song of the week

Rihanna, “Take a Bow.” Whatever you say, Billboard Singles Charts.

Why am I not surprised?

Poor Speed Racer

Fashion of the Week

The good: I don’t watch or care about SATC, but god, do I love this shoot. The clothes are hot, the pictures are hot and I can’t get over that picture with the camera and the floor and what? Wow.

The bad: So this girl, Marche Taylor, and her prom dress. She shows up to her Texas prom wearing a few dinner napkins and ultimately gets kicked out for not wearing underwear.

Do we blame J-Lo for this?

Amusing Gossip

You think that when Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are lying by the pool, she’s dying to ask him about this:

“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’”

I’m not sure who cares about this news, but Jimmy Fallon is going to replace Conan on Late Night. Yeah, that’s not a good idea. Fallon could barely get through a skit on SNL without laughing at himself. He was only good on Update and that’s because the amazing Tina Fey was head writer. Good luck, dude.

Dumbest. Show. Ever.

“Farmer Wants a Wife“. More like aspiring model guy and wanna-be actresses pretend to look for love. Yawn.