No, I Don’t Think You Can Dance. Period.

30-year-old, Dallas resident Brian Davidson made his debut on last night’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Though he was on camera for less than three minutes, he managed to offend, sully and for all intense and purposes ruin the following things for the viewing public:
- Dancing
- The state of Texas
- America in general
- Long-underwear inspired shirts
- Muhammad Ali
- People who sound freakishly similar to Thomas Haden Church
- and periods…because they didn’t have a bad enough rap already.
Watch Brian shake his moneymaker/ruin the art of dance forever in the clip below:
















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