Green Porno: The Worst Thing To Happen To Porn, The Best Thing To Happen To The Sundance Channel

June 1, 2008 - 5:00 pm By Sara - NYU

isabella flyI almost fell out of my seat when a friend told me about Green Porno.

It’s a series of extremely short films about the sex lives of insects, spiders, and snails.

Not convinced? It stars Isabella Rossellini, one of my favorite celebrities of all time.

Isabella is doing famous mom Ingrid Bergman proud, and I’m totally not being facetious. In Green Porno (in which Rossellini is the only performer and co-director), our adorable star dresses up as various slimy creatures and shows how they do the nasty.

But, my God, is it cute! My personal favorite is “Bee.” Seriously, I hate bugs, but this is a must see.

Except, um, maybe not before sex. It’s funny, not hot. Unless you’re a serious perv. And then, by all means, bugger away.

One Comment   Posted in Buzz, Cool Stuff
Share this on Facebook
  Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , ,
One Comment on "Green Porno: The Worst Thing To Happen To Porn, The Best Thing To Happen To The Sundance Channel"

  1. Brittany says:
    Sun, 1st Jun 20085:44 pm 

    That is by far one of the strangest sets of short movies I have ever seen.

Tell us what you're thinking...




COVER STORY

Burnt To a Crisp? Read On… Burnt To a Crisp? Read On…

Now that a lot of us hold weekly office jobs, it makes perfect sense that we want... 

Duke It Out: Forgive a Cheater? Duke It Out: Forgive a Cheater?

[It's pretty obvious that the average CollegeCandy reader has some very strong opinions.... 

The Doctor Is In: Which Birth Control Is Best For Me? The Doctor Is In: Which Birth Control Is Best For Me?

Talking sex with your doctor isn’t always easy. Whether you are afraid she or... 

Read More Posts From This Category

HAHA

WTF Friday: The Unisex Romper WTF Friday: The Unisex Romper

I love the way rompers look (on other people). I love penises (on other…male…people). I... 

Bibs, Binkies and Other Things We Wish They Made in Our Size Bibs, Binkies and Other Things We Wish They Made in Our Size

I am a notorious people watcher and window shopper.  Whenever I’m walking... 

Five Beach Essentials You Never Knew You Needed (Until Now!) Five Beach Essentials You Never Knew You Needed (Until Now!)

The season of sun is finally here, and that means three things: sand, water, and... 

Read More Posts From This Category