I knew today was gonna be a bad one when I looked outside and saw the gray skies and rain pouring down. But, I wasn’t aware that the world was coming to an end. It’s a good thing I indulged in some tasty summer cocktails yesterday, because after finding out that K-Fed was being honored as Father of the Freaking Year, I know there I won’t get many more chances to enjoy ‘em.
Even better, this isn’t the first time he’s received the honor.
First Dina Lohan and now this?
Who is behind these “awards” and who the hell are they comparing these dead-beats to? R-Kelly? I wonder what these meetings are like.
“Well, K-Fed doesn’t sleep with 13 year old girls and the babies’ mama is sh*t nuts, so he is lookin’ pretty good right now.”
I am just waiting until next week when MADD honors Lindsay Lohan with the “Safest Driver” award, or DARE puts Amy Winehouse in an anti-drug commercial.
[Photo of Big Daddy courtesy of People.com]
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