Kim Kardashian vs. Miss Natasha (Wait, who? Exactly.)

The only thing I like more than D-list celeb gossip is FAKE D-list celeb gossip.

Recently, at a club in Houston, a promoter hosted a party and reportedly told everyone Kim Kardashian was going to be there. Then “Kim” rolled up sporting sunglasses and was hidden behind a curtain – most likely to conceal the fact that “Kim” looks less like Ms. Kardashian and more like (in the words of the great Christian Siriano) a hot tranny mess.

Real Kim caught wind of the scam and blogged about it on her site, stating that she has absolutely not been in Houston lately and won’t be any time soon, and therefore hopes that no one confuses her with a potential tranny.

Now this is where things get good. Today, TMZ posted a video of one of Harvey Levin’s classy minions interviewing the fake Kim along with one of her friends, and while I recommend viewing it yourself to fully experience the ghettoness that is Fake Kim, a.k.a. Miss Natasha, I’ll offer a little list of the main points that are covered:

1) Miss Natasha was, to her understanding, booked to host the party as herself, Miss Natasha, and didn’t know about the Kim Kardashian tale spread around by the promoter until after the story broke out on the Internet.

2) Miss Natasha did not get paid by the promoter, thus, Miss Natasha does not know what Kim is talking about saying that she, Miss Natasha, was “going around getting twenty-five stacks.” (NOTE: I have no idea what this means. I can only assume it’s a large amount of “cheddar” or many “dolla dolla billz, ya’ll.”)

3) Miss Natasha is not a dude, and “all a dis”, meaning her feminine curves, is hers.

I love everything about this, from the promoter being so bold as to try and play this chick off as Kim Kardashian to TMZ actually finding said chick and interviewing her to me reiterating this truly asinine saga for all you faithful gossip hounds out there. We’re living in a truly amazing age, people. Revel in it.