David Letterman, Burninator Extraordinaire

June 15, 2008 - 5:25 pm By ccandylyndsey

This is too good not to bring to the world’s attention.

A-Number One King of the Douchenuggets Spencer Pratt appeared on the Late Show on Friday night where he was subjected to five minutes of relentless belittling at the hands of David Letterman. In his usual smile-for-the-camera brotastic manner, Pratt attempted to defend himself against Letterman’s not-so-veiled allegations that he is, in fact, an epic waste of human flesh, but, well…a spade’s a spade, right?

Click here to watch the interview – there’s a special treat at the end! And by special I mean meh. And by treat I mean fake jugs. And by end I mean Heidi Montag. Woo hoo?

 

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  1. yvette says:
    Sun, 15th Jun 20089:07 pm 

    So, according to your logic of: a spade is a spade then is it safe for me to tell you and your colleagues: a whore is a whore? Just asking. ^____^

  2. yvette says:
    Sun, 15th Jun 20089:15 pm 

    At least whores are smart enough to charge the persons they sleep with. You guys just need a cheap drink. Kind of sad the way our society is.

  3. Christine says:
    Sun, 15th Jun 20089:28 pm 

    I’m sorry but a woman who enjoys sex on a regular basis is no different than a man who enjoys sex on a regular basis. You seem to judge the women pretty quickly yet I have yet to see you comment on men.

    There is nothing wrong with sex. It is normal and no one should be ashamed of it.

    Can someone just IP ban her already? Please?

  4. Molly says:
    Mon, 16th Jun 20081:06 am 

    QFT:

    #

    Christine says :

    June 15, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    I’m sorry but a woman who enjoys sex on a regular basis is no different than a man who enjoys sex on a regular basis. You seem to judge the women pretty quickly yet I have yet to see you comment on men.

    There is nothing wrong with sex. It is normal and no one should be ashamed of it.

    Can someone just IP ban her already? Please?

  5. Bill Clinton says:
    Wed, 18th Jun 200812:34 pm 

    I like…big…jugs and I cannot lie,

    those other wankstas can deny,

    when a chick walks in with an itty-bitty waist,

    and her funbags in my face,

    I get hard!

    Make me wanna clean ‘em,

    by puttin’ my johnson between ‘em!

    Make me wanna cum,

    make me wanna say,

    “Baby Got Boobs!”

    I don’t care if their fake!

    In my hands I’ll take

    them and squeeze ‘em

    and pleeze ‘em,

    so take your big fat titties out

    so that everybody sees ‘em!

    I kinda like Jane Fonda

    with big headlights in front of her Honda!

    So all you girls with big bazongas,

    shake…those…big and healthy jugs!

    When I see a chick who’s stacked,

    her cunt soon with me is packed!

    I like doggystyling a chick with big tits

    I bang her then feed her my Kibbles and Bits!

    I don’t mean to sound corny,

    but even Shakespeare says

    that “those tits doth make me horny!”

    So take your girls, mammaries,

    breasts, teats, whate’er u wanna call ‘em!

    Let ‘em out, put in my face

    and make me say “Baby Got Boobs!”

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