Lesson learned: Throw a beer in a guys face, and the cops will lecture you, but will probably let you go because he deserved it. Threaten to steal the cop's penis during his lecture, though, and you just scored yourself a free night in the slammer.

I found this amusing. I'm sure some women (and men for that matter) experience things like this. Hopefully not on a daily basis though. That would suck.

I appreciate your wise words about Jebus and what life truly is about. While some of my post is in fact a major exaggeration, I'm inclined to think that your comment is entirely an exaggeration. Our entire site isn't based around sex and drinking–we've kindly designated those sections at the top of the page though.

Please evaluate the more serious issues that some of our incredibly talented writers have covered before your selective reading lets you insult my colleagues.

I'm glad you can have fun without drinking or having sex–we have that in common!

How is judging someone else's lifestyle any better than the things in this article that upset you?

Peace, baby. It's all about peace.