Michael Moore To Make Fun of Politicians – in Book Form!

Michael Moore, documentary filmmaker of “Fahrenheit 9/11″, Bush basher, and “way fatter in person with no neck to speak of” (FYI from a friend who sat in back of him at the movies), is coming out with an “election guide” — just in time for the Presidential race.

By Jess

Mike’s Election Guide, a “manual mockery for the 2008 Presidential election”, will no doubt be full of the snide, polarizing, and sometimes funny comments Moore has made a career out of making.

Will he crack a lot of jokes about McCain being as old as Jesus’s sandals (hey, thats a good one!)? Will he go after Obama’s young, rabid fans who have decided to vote for the guy based purely on some YouTube video full of really sincere celebrities (hey, another good one!)? Will he throw in some jabs about Bush being stupid? How about a chapter devoted to how politicians are all the same and why voting for UFO loving Kucinich is the way to salvation (and medicinal marijuana for all)?

His book isn’t even out yet, and when it does come out, I probably won’t read it, but I can guess that all of my musings and MORE will be included in Mike’s Election Guide. I mean, why not? There’s a lot of miliage to be had at the expense of political figures. Especially if they’re A) really old B) have acquired a rabid Birkenstock fanbase or C) are really stupid.

Moore’s book will undoubtly be available at your nearest hippie co-op and liberal bookstore, right next to the aisle dedicated to meditation crystals.

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