A CollegeCandy “Love Guru” Giveaway!

June 17, 2008     Posted in Cool Stuff, Reality

love-guru-myers-poster.jpgIs there anyone funnier than Mike Myers? I mean, seriously – Austin Freaking Powers? This guy is a genius and, let’s be honest, we have all gone far too long without him in our lives. But the wait is almost over, people. Love Guru, Mike Myers’ new movie (and first original character since Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery) will be hitting theaters this Friday.


By CC Staff

The movie has a ridiculous cast, including Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake and Mini Me!, and is sure to be an instant hit. We have been playing on the site/watching the trailer all week at the CC office and we can’t get enough. There is something about Mike Myers with an Indian accent that is just too good to be true.

Because we are so completely excited for Friday night (and may or may not have already purchased tickets…don’t tell), we thought we would kick off the celebration early and award one lucky CollegeCandy reader with a Love Guru prize pack.

It includes:

- The Love Guru soundtrack (which you can listen to here. Heeeelarious)

- A Love Guru t-shirt

- A Love Guru poster autographed by Mike Myers

This movie is guaranteed to be a mega-hit and how awesome would you look with that poster hanging over your bed? (Bonus: that boy you bring with you would l-o-v-e it.)

It is easy to enter and easy to win. Simply enter your favorite Mike Myers quote/dialogue in the comments section below and we – self-proclaimed Mike Myers experts – will choose our favorite as the winner! Yes, your fate is in our hands. Mwa hahahaah (that is our evil laugh).

You have until Friday at noon to get your entries in before we start picking and choosing, so get on it. The winner will be chosen next week. Unfortunately for us, we can’t win. Which is too bad; Lauren has been compiling her quotes all day. She really wants that poster.

9 Comments on "A CollegeCandy “Love Guru” Giveaway!"

  1. Tessa says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 200811:46 am 

    My favorite Mike Myer's quote would have to be:

    “Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.”

    This clearly IS how the amazing man runs his life, without a doubt.

  2. Ms. Awesome says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 200811:58 am 

    "A gun rack… a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do… with a gun rack?"

  3. Callie says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 20081:16 pm 

    Austin Powers: "Allow myself to introduce… myself."

    classic.

  4. Laura says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 20082:25 pm 

    "My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." -MM

  5. Dana says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 20083:13 pm 

    ?Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school."- from Austin Powers

  6. Meagan - Mizzou says:
    Tue, 17th Jun 20088:01 pm 

    "Who throws a shoe? You fight like a woman!"

    It's amusing if not a little more than sexist. The scene that it comes from, however, is priceless, just like Mike Myers.

  7. Christine says:
    Wed, 18th Jun 20083:50 am 

    "I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?"

    It makes me giggle every time.

  8. Husky says:
    Wed, 18th Jun 20087:06 am 

    "Are you looking at my bum… you bum looker"

  9. cali says:
    Thu, 19th Jun 20088:49 pm 

    I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

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