Comments on: A CollegeCandy “Love Guru” Giveaway!

By: cali

cali — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:49:17 +0000

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

By: Husky

Husky — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:06:40 +0000

"Are you looking at my bum… you bum looker"

By: Christine

Christine — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:50:59 +0000

"I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?"

It makes me giggle every time.

By: Meagan - Mizzou

Meagan - Mizzou — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:01:51 +0000

"Who throws a shoe? You fight like a woman!"

It's amusing if not a little more than sexist. The scene that it comes from, however, is priceless, just like Mike Myers.

By: Dana

Dana — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:13:48 +0000

?Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school."- from Austin Powers

By: Laura

Laura — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:25:25 +0000

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." -MM

By: Callie

Callie — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:16:52 +0000

Austin Powers: "Allow myself to introduce… myself."

classic.

By: Ms. Awesome

Ms. Awesome — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:58:20 +0000

"A gun rack… a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do… with a gun rack?"

By: Tessa

Tessa — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:46:57 +0000

My favorite Mike Myer's quote would have to be:

“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.”

This clearly IS how the amazing man runs his life, without a doubt.