those other wankstas can deny,

when a chick walks in with an itty-bitty waist,

and her funbags in my face,

I get hard!

Make me wanna clean ‘em,

by puttin’ my johnson between ‘em!

Make me wanna cum,

make me wanna say,

“Baby Got Boobs!”

I don’t care if their fake!

In my hands I’ll take

them and squeeze ‘em

and pleeze ‘em,

so take your big fat titties out

so that everybody sees ‘em!

I kinda like Jane Fonda

with big headlights in front of her Honda!

So all you girls with big bazongas,

shake…those…big and healthy jugs!

When I see a chick who’s stacked,

her cunt soon with me is packed!

I like doggystyling a chick with big tits

I bang her then feed her my Kibbles and Bits!

I don’t mean to sound corny,

but even Shakespeare says

that “those tits doth make me horny!”

So take your girls, mammaries,

breasts, teats, whate’er u wanna call ‘em!

Let ‘em out, put in my face

and make me say “Baby Got Boobs!”