Old panties are a suitable replacement for a mom, right?
This past weekend at a celebrity memorabilia auction in Las Vegas, Larry Birkhead, opportunistic baby daddy extraordinaire, purchased some drawers once worn by the late hot mess Anna Nicole Smith in a Playboy spread.
Birkhead spent a reported $2800 on a pink bustier and white negligee with the intention of someday giving the items to he and Smith’s year-old daughter, Dannielynn. According to one report, Birkhead said he bought the items in the hope that they will someday help Dannielynn understand her mother’s life and that this was definitely NOT a stunt to ensure his F-List ass stays in the papers. For realzies, guys. Make sure you get my good side.
That poor, poor, poor, poor kid. First her mother and brother die, then she’s in the middle of the most sleazeball custody battle of the 21st century, now she’s gifted a piece of her mom’s history as a trashy soft-core porn star? If Dannielynn makes it to the age of fourteen without getting knocked up or becoming a crackhead, she deserves a Nobel Prize.
[Photo courtesy of OK! Magazine]
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Lauren, University of Michigan says:
Mon, 23rd Jun 20082:58 pm
Oh that poor child. I am just waiting for her to end up with her own E! True Hollywood story.
noodlemonkey says:
Thu, 26th Jun 20083:25 pm
I’m with Lauren–this kid doesn’t stand a chance with Creepy-McCreepypants for a father.
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