Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: June 26, 2008

Blackberry,

By Candy

I have been so busy and my life has been so hard. No one understands how hard it is to be me. Every1 is so jealous of me that they have to find ways to bring me down. Especially now that Nicole has that dumb, stupid baby.

Like last week – I had a superhot photo shoot to do and I had a smarty idea. The smartyest – like, you know how I always look hot in all of the picshurs that I take. Like every single one. Well, I was thinking like how can I make myself like an even gooder model. And geniousosity – the only thing that could make a picture of me more better would be a PUPPY!

So I pulled over right away to buy one and the store WOULDN’T LET ME. Something about how I don’t feed them or whatever – but like, I hug my puppies when I feel like it and, sometimes, I bring them out to the clubs with me like a good puppy mommy. And if I don’t put them in my closet, then where else would they go? Besides, if I don’t need to eat a lot and I’m so tall, they don’t need to eat either because they’re so tiny and preshus.

But, whatevs. If they won’t let me buy one, then I’ll just have a puppy of my own. Afterall, babies get people all the magazine covers….and I look so supercute holding them.

Plus, I need to have a dog close to me all the time. Puppies make me so happy with their puppy breath and their puppy eyes and their puppy-ness.

:sigh:

What would I do without my Benji? He’s the best pet ever. Especially because he feeds himself.

I’m going to go to this other pet store in Hollywood to see if they’ll let me buy a doggie.

XO

Paris