Oh Hell No….Another Lohan

By Lauren

Happy Saturday, ladies.

While I sit on my couch watching TV, checking my ex’s status on Facebook (being a douchebag, as usual) and trying to convince my mother that I am not hungover (what can I say; I’m a multitasker), I just got some rather frightning news. Like Paris Hilton wants a child news. Or Kevin Federline was named father of the year news.

It appears that LiLo has a secret (well, not anymore) half sister!

Kristi Kaufmann, a former fling of Michael “I’m a Preacher” Lohan, is claiming that he is the father of her 13 year old daughter, Ashley. According to Kaufmann, she and Michael had a little tryst during (and after!) a short separation from Dina back in the day. Scandalous!

Michael has confirmed the validity of this claim, which – I imagine – can mean only one thing for this attention whoring family: another Lohan reality show!

I am just waiting to see:

A) How Mama Lohan responds to this

B) The I-Have-A-Sister-That-I-Didn’t-Know-About Bender Lindsay goes on

C) The hot mess this little 13 year old girl is going to become just being associated with the Lohan crew.