Hot Nerds: We Love ‘Em

We all know that David Beckham is too. hot. for. words. And we wouldn’t turn down a romp in t…

The Mean (and Fake) Girls

Ah, those High School girls. We’ve either known them or been them; the girls who jump from best fr…

Happy Camping: Staff Orientation

Being a sleepaway camp counselor is nothing like being a camper. If any of you forgot what camp is…

Muppets: Concentrated Nightmare Juice

I had a lot of nightmares as a kid. Thanks to these nightmares and various frightening films I…

Foolproof Sunless Tanning Lotion

As soon as summer announces itself with its warm winds and bright, shiny mornings, I want to lay o…

CC Staff Rant: Aunt Flow Always Scares the Boys Away

So, your Editors are still separated (but to be honest, they would probably do the IM thing if the…

Me, Myself, and My Favorite Fantasies

When I am not out slutting it up, I tend to spend my evenings alone watching TV, reading books and –…

Teacher Hearts Baseball So Much She Sleeps With Half The (Teenage) Team

People do a lot of things to prove their love for their favorite sports team. They paint their fac…

Finding Love in the Post-College World: Geek Love

Post-college geeks aren’t the same as in-college geeks. These aren’t hipster boys who wear hor…

Candy Dish: a Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin

A Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin
Realistic Hollywood sex scene–NSFW
I don’t know wh…

Sipping on Summertime Tea

I don’t like beer. Let’s just get that out there.
All summer, everywhere I go, if it…

Proof That MTV is Getting Crappier By The Year

Looks like MTV should change their name to OCTV (Other Crap TV).
That’s all they seem to be…

When “Hot or Not” Meets Prostitution

Good news, everyone! Now you can rank prostitutes online! (Editor’s Note: YES! It is all…

CC’s Secret Intern Diary: Interning for “The Designer”

[Everyone's had that internship. The one that sounded awesome but ended up being awful. I had th…

Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: June 26, 2008

Blackberry,
I have been so busy and my life has been so hard. No one understands how hard it is to be…

Pot Calls Kettle, uh…Black: James Dobson vs. Barack Obama

Yesterday, the pundits had their panties in a bunch because James Dobson said Barack Obama was &…

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