Candy Dish: Worst. Movie. Idea. Ever

By Jess

I’ll be there for you...unless you make this stupid movie

Penis Enlargements! for a month

Heidi Montag sings about getting wasted and boinking randoms

Who is going to read this?  Seriously.

Kate Beckinsale gets randomly randy…in front of her kids

Get nude, and get paid

Christopher Hitchens gets waterboarded..for 30 seconds…and freaks

Will Smith just can’t play a convincing a**hole

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Finally.  A realistic sex scene (complete with a towel and creepy grandma picture)