Don’t Worry: This Bra Has Only 9 Grams of Carbs

Feast your eyes on the wonderful, delightful fashion invention entitled the Naughty Candy Bra:

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The best part about this sweet addition to your wardrobe is that the nutrition information is listed as below:

  • Only 40 calories
  • No fat or sodium
  • Only 9g of carbs and 9g of sugars
  • Colors may vary
  • This information is funny to me because, who’s actually worrying about caloric intake when they’re buying a bra made of Smarties? You know, I was going to buy this bra, but now that I see it has 9 grams of carbs, I’m going to look elsewhere for eatable underwear…

    2 Comments on "Don’t Worry: This Bra Has Only 9 Grams of Carbs"

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      Wed, 2nd Jul 200810:44 pm 

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    2. J - NYU says:
      Thu, 3rd Jul 20088:08 am 

      You’re right. I wasn’t there. Because I am neither rich, nor prone to kissing people named “bedroom”

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