You’ve Heard of Super-Low Rise – Meet Extremely, Super Duper High Rise!

July 7, 2008     Posted in Style

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By Lauren

Um. It looks like my grandpa started designing clothes!

Or maybe not. Even he doesn’t wear his pants this high. What were the people at Society for Rational Dress thinking?

Their designs are typically chic, simple and beautiful. But these? These “pants” are pleading for a camel toe. And a nursing home.

And where exactly does the zipper start? What does one wear with a pair of pants that belts at the breasts? Does this look come in capris?

I know that we are trying to move away from the low rise fad that leaves cracks exposed and the infamous muffin top, but this is taking things a bit too far, no?

7 Comments on "You’ve Heard of Super-Low Rise – Meet Extremely, Super Duper High Rise!"

  1. J - NYU says:
    Mon, 7th Jul 20081:07 pm 

    REDONK.

  2. Kiki says:
    Mon, 7th Jul 20081:48 pm 

    i've always thought that fashion designers are punking us….but this is fucking ridiculous.

  3. Jess says:
    Mon, 7th Jul 20082:29 pm 

    It looks like the models are little girls playing dress up in grandpa's clothes.

  4. Samantha says:
    Mon, 7th Jul 20084:51 pm 

    … Ugh. No self respecting person would wear those.

  5. Kelly - UMass says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20085:38 am 

    Not only are the clothes ridiculous, but how are normal sized women (not these anorexic model types in pic above) supposed to wear them?

  6. Marie says:
    Wed, 24th Sep 200810:00 am 

    Hahahaha.

    I don't know whether the look is more funny or painful. I mean…ouch!

  7. Sean says:
    Thu, 20th Oct 201111:46 pm 

    Those would look great on my girlfriend! Where and i buy a pair?

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