Ok, so basically, this Brinkley/Cook divorce thing is your typical Hollywood story. Two famous people are happy until one decides he’d like to have sex with 18-year-old girls. Only in America! Apparently now (according to the Today Show, really scraping that barrel) it’s come out that Cook also enjoyed his porn. And not just ‘Oh lemme see some 30 second clips‘ enjoyed. We’re talking $3,000 a month in subscription fees. He really, really likes porno.
The frustrating thing about the Today Show piece is that they were calling the segment ‘Cyber Cheating,’ and while, surely, Cook cheated, and indeed he didn’t just look at porn but also used (apparently, its hard to tell with all the ambiguous language) ’sex’ sites, which we assume are swinger hubs, porn shouldn’t really be considered cheating. Granted, three grand worth of porn is divorce worthy, based on irresponsible money management and creepy factor alone, but looking at porn isn’t cheating. And if it is, every guy with a connection to the Internet is cheating. Half of them are cheating right now!
Is cybersex cheating? Arguable, but we can lean toward yes. Cybersex and ‘cyber-flirting,’ while physically harmless, reveal that you aren’t getting something from the relationship you’re in. You’re interacting with another person (probably a 40-year-old fat dude), and that’s where the difference lies. So, even if it’s not cheating, it’s low and you should just break up and find someone who can make you happy. Porn is (typically, unless your girlfriend is awesome) a solo thing, and it’s not really about wanting someone to talk to as it is about wanting to get your rocks off with speed and efficiency.
There aren’t many men over the age of 18 who watch porn and sigh woefully, wishing their significant others ‘could just be more like these women!‘ Admittedly, there are those ignorant sh*ts who want their girl to be a porn star in the sack and an angel everywhere else, but those guys are f*ckin’ retarded. Porn is a means to an end, and personally I don’t really understand why anyone would pay for (or collect) it at all. It’s free and it’s all over the goddamn internet.
What I want to know is HOW Peter Cook is spending that much on porn. I like porn as much as the next guy, but I can’t imagine a plausible scenario that involves a $3,000 MONTHLY bill. I mean, he can’t be looking at standard stuff, because $3,000 a month would just produce an astronomical amount of content. He’d need an entire team to sort and file…OH MAN!
When Peter Cook’s Head of Porn Management takes the stand, you all owe me $20.



Veronica says:
Wed, 9th Jul 200811:19 am
I think that it is cheating. It would personally make me feel that im not good enough. I think its rude and disrespectful. “its just what guys do” is such a lame excuse.My man grew up with alot of respect for women.. plus i think his values he grew up with play a role in it
Claire says:
Wed, 9th Jul 200812:46 pm
My boyfriend has told me that he watches porn and isn’t ashamed of it. Personally, I don’t like porn and he knows that, but I’d rather have him do that then go and sleep with someone else.
Besides, last week he told me he’s been watching significantly less amounts of porn since we started having sex.
I must be doing something right!
allyoueatiscookies says:
Wed, 9th Jul 200812:49 pm
veronica, i have bad news
your boyfriend looks at porn
actually he probably looks at TONS, since he’s such a weirdo that he denies it
he probably looks at the really weird shit
guys with one hardcore vid on thier desktop, not hiding it? normal dude
guys who swear profusely that they never look at porn while sweating and loosening thier tie?
looks at women being defiled by horses or drawings of two dragons fucking a car tailpipe.
dixopolis says:
Wed, 9th Jul 20084:13 pm
if u ever thought about another person while u masturbated ur cheating
if u ever masturbated whene u were in a relatinships u cheated too
u all disgust me, i know my bf will never do any of those things cuase we r waitin 4 marraige
Veronica says:
Wed, 9th Jul 20085:19 pm
allyoueatiscookies:
Im sorry thta you think all men are the same. Havind strong Christian backgrounds seperate individuals from the rest of the world. If you dont know see this, I feel sorry for you! we have a perfect relationship. He is away in the minor leagues and i trust him 100%. I know most girls say this but our world views of wrong and right are different then most peoples =) sorry if your man looks at porn.
dixopolis: I agree with you! people are disgusting and its a shame.
James says:
Wed, 9th Jul 200811:26 pm
Guys who don’t look at porn are terribly wacko. Guys don’t lie about it to the kinds of women who don’t get freaked out about it. And it’s not just guys who watch porn – women do it too. Just not as much. Not nearly as much – and that’s a shame.
allyoueatiscookies says:
Fri, 11th Jul 200810:52 am
veronica :
having strong Christian background puts your bf on the watch list for looking at altar boy porn.
it doesn’t separate you from anything. you’re still human and even good Christian boys have dicks.
RedRum says:
Fri, 11th Jul 20083:23 pm
Let’s face it. He did cheat. But let’s call his condition for what it is. A sex addiction. Spending $3,000 a month on porn and seeking 18 year-olds for sex is not love. It’s out of control, lust gone awry. Like doing drugs and taking more powerful hits. Going to those extremes are something not uncommon among sex addicts.
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