Rebuttal: The 14 Truths About Men

July 9, 2008     Posted in HaHa, Other Stories, Reality

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By Lauren

In response to yesterday’s list of 13 Truths About Women, we weren’t sure what to do. Do we respond to their “truths”? Maybe give them a little real information on women, instead of that bullsh*t they came up with?Or, do we go ahead and enlighten the world with some truths about men? Things we know to be true and think everyone should know when dealing with these….creatures.

We went with the latter. So, here they are: 13 Truths About Men That They Will Lie About Until They Die, But We Are Insightful Enough to Figure Out No Matter How Much They Deny:

(We must note, however, that, unlike men, we realize that all these truths can’t possible apply to all men. But they do show up, in some combination, in every single one.)

1. Sex Is Always a Top Priority: Guys often will try to make women believe that they are sensitive and don’t care about sex (“I want to talk!”), but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Sex is always number 1. Over sports. Over work. Over you. Over your relationship when he is in another city and a cute girl starts talking to him. Over his family. Over his health. If sex is an option, he will be taking it. And if sex is an option without a condom, he will be taking it in the 2.5 seconds it takes to rip your clothes off. No time to consider the repercussions, because those don’t matter when he can do it without the burden of a condom!

2. Think movie quotes are the funniest/best communication tools EVER: Guys remember movie quotes at an unbelievable rate. It doesn’t matter if it is an obscure line from an old Austin Powers movie, they will remember it. And quote it. At nauseam. And their guy friends will laugh, give the next line and – before you know it – the entire scene has been re-enacted.

3. Not (usually) as funny as they think they are: Newsflash, boys: quoting funny lines from movies does NOT make you funny. If makes you good at remembering things. Neither does laughing at your own jokes. That only means you think you are funny…and no one else.

4. They Exaggerate…EVERYTHING: They are never as successful as they say they are, tall as they say there are, funny (this is a big one) as they think they are, or pretty much anything. Guys tend to stretch the truth in attempts to look better and (see #1), get laid. If you are talking to a new guy, be wary; if he says he is a Law Student at Yale…he is probably applying to law schools….and Yale is out of his reach.

5. They Are Lazy: Ever know a guy to watch a Lifetime movie only because he is too lazy to get up and get the remote from the other side of the room? Or that boyfriend who will text you to come over because he is A) too lazy to dial and B) too lazy to come get you? Guys will do just about anything to avoid doing the work. From studying (copying someone’s notes) to dating (booty calls only, because they require little work) to going to the bathroom (where they don’t flush), they are lazy.

6. Don’t want you to spend all day getting ready, but secretly do out of fear of having the ugly GF: Guys may whine when you are 20 minutes late because you had to try on three different tops before even getting in the shower, but it’s just a front. Because the only thing worse than showing up to the party after the keg has already been taped, is showing up with the ugliest girl in the room. (Something about validation…which we will cover below.)

7. Think they can do everything better: Every interaction a guy has with anyone – male or female – turns into one big pissing contest. Guys always have to win, they always have to be the best, and no one knows how to do something better than them. Did the doctor diagnose you with an ear infection? Those doctors don’t know anything as much as he does. And what about Shaq? WHAT ABOUT HIM? He’s got nothing on this guy (Guy says this while pointing to himself with both thumbs.)

8. Can’t handle criticism: Guys are constantly complaining that women don’t guide them in the bedroom. But, the minute that we do they curl up into the fetal position and cry like little babies. Due to the fact that guys think they are the best at everything, the minute someone calls them out on something, they shut down. Note: This, boys, is why women fake it. It is a hell of a lot easier than trying to stroke your ego while explaining why jabbing things around down there doesn’t do much for us.

9. Constantly Require Validation and Approval: Most guys are used to having their mothers dote over them (“You are so smart, Jonny.” “That was a great try, Mikey!”), so now they need it. All the time. Why do you think they want you to talk dirty during sex? So they know how mind-blowing they are. And when they come home and tell you how they rocked that exam; yup, they just want to hear someone else tell them how absolutely smart (not to mention, adorable!) they are.

10. Always Have to Win: At everything. No matter how random. Typing speed (“I can totally beat 65 words a minute, bro!”). Eating (“I’m the Joey Chestnut of Doritos, dude.”). Wii Sports (“Oh yeah? You think you can bowl?! LET’S GO!”). It is pathetic and sad….but true. Oh, and fun to watch.

11. Call any girl not interested in them a bitch: Because any normal, nice girl would never reject him. Never. Something must be wrong with her if she wants nothing to do with him. Oh, and if your friends don’t like him, they suck too. It obviously has nothing to do with him; he’s perfect!

12. Are Pussies: Guys may talk a big game, but when it comes down to it they are really just giant pussies. Especially when it comes to breakups. Instead of acting like a mature guy (which may not exist anyway), lots of guys will take the easy way out. “I’ll stop calling; she’ll get the hint!” Or, “Maybe if I act like a dick long enough, she will just break up with me!” Then they will call their friends to tell them the story and hear how brilliant of an idea that was (See #9). This is often what leads guys to thinking the girl is “crazy” (which is really just a girl trying to figure out what is going on); but what guys don’t realize is simply being honest will make the breakup a LOT easier. (Hint, hint, boys.)

13. Are Two Faced: Guys always talk about how a girl will be nice to someone to their face and then tear them up behind their back. Guys are similar, only with them they will talk shit about a girl to their friends (“She has a great ass, but she sucks in bed.” Or, “I only call her late at night when I need a BJ.”) and be completely different around the girl. I don’t know if they are trying to save face in front of their guys or if they are just trying to get f*cked when they are with the girl, but either way – they are lying to someone.

14. And, one extra just to beat those boys…They think they know women. And based on that list, we know that is far from the truth.

52 Comments on "Rebuttal: The 14 Truths About Men"

  1. Jake says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 200811:57 am 

    Pretty good list. You're right. Us guys do have a lot of things we can work on.

  2. Kay says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 200812:02 pm 

    While most of those are true..I will admit that I probably use movie and tv quotes more than I should. Oops.

  3. Evan says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 200812:23 pm 

    How is this not just as much of a generalization of men as the Coed article is about women? (Except the sex thing…everyone knows that's true. So what?)

  4. Kay says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 200812:31 pm 

    Evan, I think that's the point.

  5. Ron says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20081:05 pm 

    All correct, but I don't care.

  6. Heather says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20081:13 pm 

    Well the quote by Ron really set an example as to why it is so hard to find guys who are decent.

    But beyond that, I have to agree with the list, especially the part in the beginning that noted every guy has a couple of these and not all of them (so we hope). For every guy I know, I could think of a couple which apply, so I feel this article was accurate.

  7. Casey says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20081:38 pm 

    I love how the guys can man up and admit to their flaws but women can't do the same. Women are always in denial.

  8. George says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20083:03 pm 

    Remind me to put on my list of "The 14 Truths About Women":

    "14. And, one extra just to beat those girls…They think they know men. And based on that list, we know that is far from the truth."

  9. Dan says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20083:12 pm 

    Man oh man has this chick been burned. Maybe her perception of men is due to her own poor choices involving the type of men she associates with. None of my friends, nor I, have ever called a girl a bitch after being rejected. Most men that I know are not two-faced, simply because we don't care enough to be. Women, on the other hand… look out now. Overall, a REALLY negative view of men.

    Movie quotes and the sex thing… total true. And we're all extremely funny, especially when we're winning at anything.

  10. emily says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20085:10 pm 

    i think everyone is taking these lists WAY to fucking seriously. I mean, i know just as many girls who are both crazy and constantly fish for compliments as i know guys who way over competitive and refuse to admit they lost. however i dont know anyone of either sex that has all of these qualities.

    hate to say it but stereotypes exist because they came from somewhere, and usually have a shred of truth to them. all the girls who got their panties in a twist over the list in the first place are taking things way too seriously and the guys who are getting all pissy about this need to chill out too.

    obviously these lists are JOKES can't we all take them as that?

  11. Jane says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20087:45 pm 

    Haha, the list is clearly a joke – but it's a brilliant one. It's all so very (and tragically) true.

  12. Daniel says:
    Wed, 9th Jul 20087:48 pm 

    Wow, it doesn't sound like a bitter girl wrote this at all. Totally fair and completely true.

  13. cali says:
    Thu, 10th Jul 20087:48 am 

    Hey guys it's a joke!

    Let's not turn this into battle of the sexes.

  14. Engineer says:
    Thu, 10th Jul 200812:34 pm 

    Ha, Im not good at anything, never spoken bad about a girl who has been intrested in me behind her back because no girl ever has, have poor jokes, always lose, always give in under criticism, not really looking forward to sex and only exaggerate my personal downfalls.

  15. leebee says:
    Thu, 10th Jul 20081:29 pm 

    A list about A-type personality males… nothing else.

  16. Andrew says:
    Thu, 10th Jul 20083:28 pm 

    shockingly accurate

  17. Jeff says:
    Fri, 11th Jul 200811:40 am 

    @ George & "14 about women.."

    I think you mean to add: "15: Women make repetitive lists, and because we have to win in the list of complaints about women +1" :P

    Seriously though, I feel bad if the author thinks this is true or for the people she knows it is – you must know a lot of losers…

  18. Jamaal says:
    Fri, 11th Jul 20081:13 pm 

    Funny list but the bottom line is that GIRLS ARE STUPD TO BELEVE THS SHT! Sayng we thnk we know evrything HELL NAH … WE KNOW WE KNOW EVERYTHING…. so all i have to say s IRON MY SHIRT BITCH!!!!

  19. Harley, New Zealand says:
    Fri, 11th Jul 20082:25 pm 

    Don’t discount this, its not total rubbish; I actually used to go to school, flat with or work for these types of guys. In New Zealand we assume they’ve got small penises or something dwindling that effects their ego.

    Signs are: Socially manipulative; collect material objects to boast about it and set class distinctions between themselves and others (most notably you; but you can always be cool like them if you let them tell you what to think and do); Socially Jingoistic right after the segregative, separative ideals that enable jingoism to be employable in the social sense (borderline racism if not openly racist). Also do things merely because they are cool (smoking and other drugs, tattoos, vandalism, etc)

    ‘Pussies’ (#12) is a very astute observation in ‘A-Type Males/Alpha Males/God Complex Males (all tags are interpreted as being complements by them), which exposes itself right after picking a fight due to #7, from their need for social affirmation (#9) of their masculinity and the irritating desire to prove who’s better (#10, a close relative of #7). Generally I’ve found they talk sh!t about you and sabotage your relationships (#13) after they realize you have a spine (something they were trying to prove they had in #10) which is what drove you to express criticism or at least call their bluff (#8).

    Coerce people, using intimidation to do most of the fighting; and when it comes time to fight, have no morals, run after starting a fight, talk his friends into fighting for him by being a bull sh!t artists and forming what he calls ‘[military] alliances’, pulls a low blow, etc…

    Another interesting fact is that they dream up nonsense facts (old wives tales and rumors do not compare) to put you at an intellectual disadvantage in order to achieve #10, to prove #7. I was once instructed how I was supposed to do something even though I had proven, greater skill at completing the task than he did; and it was all backwards!

    Boasting is another one, typically about one’s sexual feats (much like in the film American Beauty). Not that I’m going to say they never happened, but a good, secure guy usually keeps that to himself.

    From conversations with such men, it has been eluded to me that they have a comparative social hierarchy. This allows them to justify destroying another’s intellect and material wealth, as it means that they are ‘comparatively superior’ (the word superior is all that matters) after impairing the other. A constructive and developing social network is inconsequential next to his absolute ‘rule’. Will then transpose your good nature and some phrases of yours that expose your genuinely good side upon himself to shoehorn loyalty from others or defuse situations (the master of disguise and excuses).

    If there was ever a reason to dislike capitalism it is because guys like this thrive in environments of unmitigated competition and twist it to be something reminiscently disgusting. As they do not compete in an obvious manner, using what they call ‘Guerilla Tactics’ in social and business engagements (Note how the negative connotations inherit in words like: deceiver, liar and cheater are done away with now that ‘Guerilla Tactics’ is employed to expose the tacit of their actions), one cannot engage with Alpha Males on an open and fair playing field, and must further expect underhanded tactics to be used. E.g. Prides oneself in selling snow to Eskimos and constructing dodgy deals that seem ‘to good to be true’.

    To the A-Type male ego, there appears to be an infinite number social ‘hoops of fire’ that someone other than himself is “supposed to” (a favorite line) jump through; life is a circus, and he is the ringmaster (an analogy I read in Men’s Health Magazine).

    The most odd thing is that when you get two of these types together, rather than seeing the unnecessary nature of their actions, they explain afterwards that they were happily competing. While talking behind the other Alpha Males back (#13), there is no criticism of the tactics he employed, just general unfounded insults about who he is; as it appears they know how despicable both their actions are and they don’t want to talk about the subject for fear of destroying their teetering credibility.

    Many cannot grasp the idea of individuality in society (we were all supposed to be the same) and also can’t see why: if he tried to engineer/manipulate a person or social situation (or sale as it sometimes was) I wouldn’t let him get away with it (God complex). And yet even after meeting me, always make generalizations about who ALL people of a type were (male, female, rich, poor, of a particular race). In most cases concluding that he must lead them around donkey and carrot style, i.e. no one knew what they wanted to do and it was his job to tell them; eventually building toward a semi-Feudalistic fantasy.

    The wonders of male bonding, there are so many odd character traits one must anticipate with some guys. I would be wary of fundamentalist religionists (a couple of the guys I was talking about were Scientologists and others Jehovah’s Witnesses) and business owners who fulfil #3 and #4 (as I found my employers were always hiding something when they talked like that). The old guys who stare you down and crush your hand when talking about things also have power issues, but are just trying to be cool, not screw your life, though if there’s money in it, be cautious.

    In support of the original article, I would like to say that I also find them funny to watch; but it’s notoriously irritating to be the guy talking to him. The whole situation reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.

    Lastly, this may just be the New Zealand variant of the Alpha Male. It might just be the weather down here, maybe the lack of television channels…or something like that…and is thus merely a sociological marvel.

  20. Jeff says:
    Mon, 14th Jul 20089:28 am 

    I think they sould add we become slobs after we date a girl for a while are stile and hygene slip lol we totaly desirved this

  21. Tonny says:
    Tue, 15th Jul 20081:31 am 

    your damn right

  22. Harley, New Zealand says:
    Tue, 15th Jul 20081:31 am 

    This article stirred my interest

    medicalnewstoday.com/articles/28561.php

    it seems this list is on the verge of being scientifically proven

  23. kyle says:
    Wed, 16th Jul 20081:40 pm 

    your list made me chuckle.

    and you misspelled "ad nauseum"

  24. Big_E says:
    Wed, 16th Jul 200810:13 pm 

    Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks…

  25. Plato says:
    Tue, 22nd Jul 20086:33 pm 

    And all guys are like this? I didn't even know that I possessed all of these problems… I personally think numbers 4,7,8 and 13 are only found in some males, maybe the majority but not all. The rest, yeah, pretty much all. But trying to defend crazy girls as confusion? I am pretty sure I know the difference when it's screaming and throwing shit around the room, or not. So take it easy on the male populace, it's not like the females are much more perfect than us.

    oh and as for the movie quotes, this one applies – "I find your lack of faith disturbing" (and I choke you using the force)

  26. Crunchy says:
    Thu, 24th Jul 20088:35 am 

    This seems like a slightly bitter response. Granted the first article was very mature. I don't know if you proved anything by airing your personal problems with your last douche bag boyfriend. Just a thought.

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

  27. Derrick says:
    Thu, 24th Jul 20088:36 am 

    The first two are the only accurate ones. If the writer of this list is talking about their guy expierences then your only around douche bags. If every guy had strong attributes from every part of this list then why would any girl want to date him. I see you go to Michigan…i live in the South and the only guys who act like the ones on your list are from up north.

  28. Ryan says:
    Fri, 25th Jul 200811:33 am 

    Holy shit you just summed up an entire gender just like that. You must feel so fucking awesome for spreading your ignorant, sexist, feminism across the Internet for all your GFs to see.

  29. Piers says:
    Wed, 6th Aug 20083:30 am 

    Biologically speaking, sex is the one motivation in everyones life. Men, women, everyone are all programmed biologically to reproduce. The difference comes in the fact that all Men want is to mindlessly spread their seed, and all Women (biologically, when it comes down to it) want is to nurture offspring. When you introduce a sence of western social morality, the two DO NOT MIX.

    So what do you get? A universal truth about all single Women: They "hate" men, and spent the 50% of the time they dont spend finding hot guys, writing/talking/thinking about how guys suck…

    Hate or love, its still an obsession.

  30. what says:
    Fri, 22nd Aug 200811:42 am 

    Ouch Harley. Generalizing 2 million out of getting burnt by how many?

    I'm pretty sure the list is missing a TON of info about the less confident guys, which most of the 14 points won't apply to.

    Wait who? Those don't exist do they… =P

  31. Caitlin says:
    Wed, 27th Aug 20088:03 am 

    @Ryan: This isn't at all an exmaple of feminism, don't worry

    Clearly women are competitive as well since some ladies made this list in the first place… =] I love us.

  32. Jeff says:
    Tue, 3rd Feb 20097:58 am 

    wow.. someone just got herpes from being so desperate as to sleep with dumpy the waste man and now you're venting on the internet because no one cares enough about you to listen so now you use these harsh generalizations about men assume they are all like that so heres a few for you

    (1) get off the couch and interact with society so you learn not all guys are the same and there are assholes but there are good ones too.

    (2) sexist much ? the sterotypical trashtalk twords males is offensive and disgusting, you should be ashmed to spread such filth for other people to see

  33. WallpaperManiac says:
    Thu, 4th Jun 20092:03 pm 

    This list sounds more like woman than men, actually. And the other list about women to which this is responding actually seemed pretty damn accurate. It generalized a lot, but it held a shitload of unfortunate truth.

  34. TheTruthSayer says:
    Tue, 23rd Jun 20094:54 pm 

    #15: The male species love commenting on shit about women/blasting so-called feminists on websites even if the people who write the articles don't give a shit because they're new media journalists who are just doing their jobs to bring in page counts and make deadlines. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR COMMENTS OR YOUR BAD SPELLING.

  35. JohnE says:
    Thu, 2nd Jul 200911:18 am 

    It just kills me how up in arms people get about a simple humor piece. both articles do a good job of generalizing about men and women. I do have to admit that the response above is much better written than the original article. My one issue is with #13 above and it is a technicality more than an out declaration that it is wrong. Yes guys will talk bad about some girl they are doing. If this is an actual girlfriend though guys generally don't discuss lurid details.

  36. briana nicole says:
    Thu, 9th Jul 20098:21 pm 

    you know what..i love all men. chauvinistic, narcissistic, and arrogant. women also have sex as a priority & we can't say we don't..& any woman who says she doesn't is a liar. though, i don't like how men talk dirty about their women to their friends, but i guess you can't stop that. but we share common qualities,..like how we talk about the size of our man's penis with our girlfriends..big or small. ha.

  37. will says:
    Mon, 13th Jul 20098:18 am 

    I like how one of their traits is "always have to win", then they add, and I quote, "And, one extra just to beat those boys". someone needs to add women are hypocritical to the other list.

  38. Peter says:
    Mon, 13th Jul 20098:52 am 

    pretty fail list, personally. It seems the assholes the author(s) pick(ed) up have created a blurring bias. Not nearly 50% of men fall into 50% of these stereotypes. Easy bitches get picked up by faggots.

  39. Melanie - Northeaste says:
    Mon, 13th Jul 20093:59 pm 

    PERFECT. Seriously, perfect.

  40. shari says:
    Mon, 13th Jul 20094:45 pm 

    i usually don't like lists about generalizations of people, but WOW this list is amazing! you hit the nail right on the head! especially number 13…when i read it i literally agreed with it out loud! haha

  41. Lipbalm says:
    Fri, 17th Jul 20092:46 am 

    Ok, I know there are definately people out there that fit to this list but i took an honest look at myself and could only see me as being #2 and #3, not even #1 (sure its on my mind plenty but we got more restraint then you give us credit for)

    Ultimately its a good list, but not for men in general.

    cheers.

  42. Dave says:
    Fri, 17th Jul 20093:08 am 

    Hmmmm… I looked through the other comments and realised, the only thing you chicks should have done to rip us off and be successful is to not make a rebuttle and take the high road. and sure a couple of idiots would have said "you just arent smart enough to think of anything", but seriously, why play into the game at all??? it's just making you look bad, especially with the whole hypocrisy of the list itself:

    #10 straight up, #8 I mean WOW. WE can't handle critisism? look at how you handled the list men made. #7 and #4 are also sure hitters. actual most of the stuff on this list except #2. Aint it interesting how in #6 they plainly state that women put on 3 different tops and get ready for 20 minutes then say MEN are constantly seeking validation in #9.

    Sorry for the ramble, but face it, none of the discriptions made on the man made list is hypocritical while most of yours ARE. Again, sorry, but ya kinda dug your own grave here by getting involved and retaliating.

    Oh damn, I just proved that I always have to win, didn't I. Or was I just making a valid argument the portrayed my personal views? You decide.

  43. clint says:
    Mon, 20th Jul 20095:51 pm 

    I was all ready to read the comments and point out how the men didn't claim sexism like the women did. Unfortunately, it seems that there are actually men out there who, like those women who love to claim "misogyny," are insecure enough to care about this little list. A few apply to me, not all, but I still don't feel the need to bitch about fucking stereotypes. Jesus Christ guys, really??

  44. Joe says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20099:14 pm 

    All subjective, very lame. I feel sorry for you if you really think the world is like that, I hope you eventually have a meaningful relationship.

  45. Heather E. says:
    Wed, 30th Sep 20094:43 am 

    This is the most inaccurate thing I have found on guys ever in the history of web-browsing… Really?

    1) I’m sure guys will admit to thinking about sex a lot but I don’t think it comes first priority to them.(If it does in the writer’s experience with guys then you need to stop searching for your man in the gutter)

    2) I LOVE movie quotes (And I’m a GIRL!) I quote sh*t all the time because I personally think its hilarious. I reenact Monty Python with my friends all the time. (The writer must be very moody about something)

    3) My boyfriend is so hilarious I can expect to at least cry from laughing so hard once a day. (Writer is just turning into a b*tch)

    4) Yes truths are stretched all the time. But I think women do this more than men so this is a futile attempt at making yourself feel better. (Now the writer is starting to sound more like a typical “13 Truths About Women” girl)

    5) You know I don’t think I have met a guy who was to lazy to change the channel from “Lifetime”. If I do then I will know he secretly wants to be a woman.

    6) I’m one of those “gamer girls” I don’t spend my life in front of the mirror like your typical chick. And I have to say I don’t think I look half bad. And my boyfriend doesn’t care either. As a matter of fact I think the LAST think he wants is for me to look like a slut every time I go outside… MOST guys don’t like the idea of sharing their girlfriend with every guy who wants to goggle at her on the street. Well at least mine doesn’t. (Yet again… I think this writer is just pissed off about “13 Truths About Women”)

    7) My boyfriend knows I can do some things better than he can… Just like I know he can do some things better than me…

    8) Truth is men really aren’t huge massive blocks where comments just ping right off… Guys have feelings too. Common sense states that telling your boyfriend he is bad at sex… is not a good idea. That would hurt anyone. Plus most guys like it if you guide them in the bedroom. They think its sexy. (I don’t know WHO you were dating but god… I’m kind of starting to pity you…)

    9) Who doesn’t want to be rewarded for their accomplishments?

    10) Yet again who doesn’t want to win an argument or even a game. From what I understand that’s human nature and everyone does it. Women are just more cut-throat about it…

    11) Every man doesn’t expect every girl to notice him when he walks into the room. And to be honest if he does then I don’t think he is going to openly b*tch about it to you or his friends… Be cause really, who WANTS to be the whiny one in the group…

    12) Most guys I think don’t want to hurt anyone when it comes to break-ups (at least that’s what I hope). And I have seen the reverse of that too. Some guys just want to end it…now. So they have no qualms about telling it like it is… So in this case… It just depends on the man…

    13) A guy is not going to be d*ck enough to tell your friends how horrible you are in bed… Yet again I don’t know who you dated over time… But you really need to stop taking it out on ALL of the male population… The same goes for the “13 Truths About Women” people… They really need to calm down too…

    14) I think men are dead on with their list on women… But just in your case… I still think the guys really messed up that list……

  46. james says:
    Mon, 16th Nov 20097:06 pm 

    PMS MUCh lol

  47. Josh says:
    Mon, 16th Nov 20097:34 pm 

    got a few answers

    1) eh ur putting to much value in your vaj…

    2) well they made money…

    3) probably

    4) nah ill say it my dick is small

    5) hell ya, but id like to think id help out if u made me a GOD DAMN SAMICH

    6) im ugly ur ugly lets fuck but im not taking you anywhere

    7) pyramids, eifel tower, statue of liberty, ill give you bitching k?

    8) cuz im perfect, and you look better with ur face in a pillow.

    9) im not going to do something if i dont get mah props see number 5

    10) well when u beat me i wont have to win ill just have to try a little…

    11) no we dont bitch…

    12) you are what you eat?

    13) we dont care enough about you to try to let you know to try harder

  48. Josh says:
    Mon, 16th Nov 20097:35 pm 

    feminists are dumb get back in the kitchen

  49. mollination says:
    Mon, 7th Dec 200912:42 pm 

    Ohhhh the two-thumbed "this guy"!!! Hahahaha. Oh boys.

    I will tell ya' though, I get the distinct feeling that I like sex more than my current boyfriend. And he WONT do it without a condom. Refuses. And I'm perfectly clean, not slutty, and take the pill. It's unnerving, really.

  50. Seezor says:
    Mon, 22nd Feb 20109:56 am 

    Number 6. We don't want the ugly girlfriend but we sure as hell wish our good looking girlfriend would properly prepare to be on time…Unless sex is making use late.

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