I will tell ya' though, I get the distinct feeling that I like sex more than my current boyfriend. And he WONT do it without a condom. Refuses. And I'm perfectly clean, not slutty, and take the pill. It's unnerving, really.

1) eh ur putting to much value in your vaj…

2) well they made money…

3) probably

4) nah ill say it my dick is small

5) hell ya, but id like to think id help out if u made me a GOD DAMN SAMICH

6) im ugly ur ugly lets fuck but im not taking you anywhere

7) pyramids, eifel tower, statue of liberty, ill give you bitching k?

8) cuz im perfect, and you look better with ur face in a pillow.

9) im not going to do something if i dont get mah props see number 5

10) well when u beat me i wont have to win ill just have to try a little…

11) no we dont bitch…

12) you are what you eat?

13) we dont care enough about you to try to let you know to try harder

1) I’m sure guys will admit to thinking about sex a lot but I don’t think it comes first priority to them.(If it does in the writer’s experience with guys then you need to stop searching for your man in the gutter)

2) I LOVE movie quotes (And I’m a GIRL!) I quote sh*t all the time because I personally think its hilarious. I reenact Monty Python with my friends all the time. (The writer must be very moody about something)

3) My boyfriend is so hilarious I can expect to at least cry from laughing so hard once a day. (Writer is just turning into a b*tch)

4) Yes truths are stretched all the time. But I think women do this more than men so this is a futile attempt at making yourself feel better. (Now the writer is starting to sound more like a typical “13 Truths About Women” girl)

5) You know I don’t think I have met a guy who was to lazy to change the channel from “Lifetime”. If I do then I will know he secretly wants to be a woman.

6) I’m one of those “gamer girls” I don’t spend my life in front of the mirror like your typical chick. And I have to say I don’t think I look half bad. And my boyfriend doesn’t care either. As a matter of fact I think the LAST think he wants is for me to look like a slut every time I go outside… MOST guys don’t like the idea of sharing their girlfriend with every guy who wants to goggle at her on the street. Well at least mine doesn’t. (Yet again… I think this writer is just pissed off about “13 Truths About Women”)

7) My boyfriend knows I can do some things better than he can… Just like I know he can do some things better than me…

8) Truth is men really aren’t huge massive blocks where comments just ping right off… Guys have feelings too. Common sense states that telling your boyfriend he is bad at sex… is not a good idea. That would hurt anyone. Plus most guys like it if you guide them in the bedroom. They think its sexy. (I don’t know WHO you were dating but god… I’m kind of starting to pity you…)

9) Who doesn’t want to be rewarded for their accomplishments?

10) Yet again who doesn’t want to win an argument or even a game. From what I understand that’s human nature and everyone does it. Women are just more cut-throat about it…

11) Every man doesn’t expect every girl to notice him when he walks into the room. And to be honest if he does then I don’t think he is going to openly b*tch about it to you or his friends… Be cause really, who WANTS to be the whiny one in the group…

12) Most guys I think don’t want to hurt anyone when it comes to break-ups (at least that’s what I hope). And I have seen the reverse of that too. Some guys just want to end it…now. So they have no qualms about telling it like it is… So in this case… It just depends on the man…

13) A guy is not going to be d*ck enough to tell your friends how horrible you are in bed… Yet again I don’t know who you dated over time… But you really need to stop taking it out on ALL of the male population… The same goes for the “13 Truths About Women” people… They really need to calm down too…

14) I think men are dead on with their list on women… But just in your case… I still think the guys really messed up that list……