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	<title>Comments on: Top 5 Away Messages That Need to go Away</title>
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		<title>By: Technology Makes Me Hate People : College Candy</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-34680</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Technology Makes Me Hate People : College Candy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] to awful Facebook applications (&#8221;Send me a drink!&#8221;) or people who confuse &#8220;your&#8221; and &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; in a status update; I&#8217;m talking about real technology [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] to awful Facebook applications (&#8221;Send me a drink!&#8221;) or people who confuse &#8220;your&#8221; and &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; in a status update; I&#8217;m talking about real technology [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Carly</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-11003</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Carly]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[heres 1; 
 
-Hello from the Happy Valley Insane Asylum! We are sorry to announce that the occupant of this screen name is not here right now. They are currently rocking to-and-fro in a straight jacket, in a padded room. Please leave a message and they will get back to you as soon as they have regained sanity. Which may take quite a while, but we hope that you care enough about them to wait ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heres 1; </p>
<p>-Hello from the Happy Valley Insane Asylum! We are sorry to announce that the occupant of this screen name is not here right now. They are currently rocking to-and-fro in a straight jacket, in a padded room. Please leave a message and they will get back to you as soon as they have regained sanity. Which may take quite a while, but we hope that you care enough about them to wait </p>
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		<title>By: mel</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-11002</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[mel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bwahahahaha!!! ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bwahahahaha!!! </p>
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		<title>By: ElleB</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-11001</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ElleB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have had the same &quot;custom&quot; message for 5 years-- just bc I agree with Allison and this ALWAYS gets the &quot;that&#039;s SO annoying CHANGE it already!&quot; reply when I obviously am not there to respond: 
 
 
 
&quot;Away Message&quot; ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have had the same &quot;custom&quot; message for 5 years&#8211; just bc I agree with Allison and this ALWAYS gets the &quot;that&#039;s SO annoying CHANGE it already!&quot; reply when I obviously am not there to respond: </p>
<p>&quot;Away Message&quot; </p>
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		<title>By: Allison</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-11000</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allison]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oops...I meant #1. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oops&#8230;I meant #1. </p>
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		<title>By: Allison</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-10999</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allison]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice. 
 
 
 
But as a chronic perpetrator of #5 I have to say, what I hate is when people &lt;i&gt;do&lt;/i&gt; IM when I&#039;m Away. 
 
 
 
I am Away! There is a reason! It&#039;s because I am not there or do not want to talk! 
 
When I am present and want to talk, I will not be Away. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice. </p>
<p>But as a chronic perpetrator of #5 I have to say, what I hate is when people <i>do</i> IM when I&#039;m Away. </p>
<p>I am Away! There is a reason! It&#039;s because I am not there or do not want to talk! </p>
<p>When I am present and want to talk, I will not be Away. </p>
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		<title>By: sara</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sara]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great article! This whole thing is so ridiculously true. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great article! This whole thing is so ridiculously true. </p>
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		<title>By: hannah</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-10997</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hannah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hahahah amazing ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahah amazing </p>
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		<title>By: Lucy</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/14/top-5-away-messages-that-need-to-go-away/#comment-10996</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lucy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[P.S. Jessica, you are my favorite writer on here. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. Jessica, you are my favorite writer on here. </p>
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		<title>By: Lucy</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lucy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That was awesome and hilarious! ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was awesome and hilarious! </p>
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