Things That Seriously Disturbed Us Today

By Candy

I don’t know what it is about today, but somehow we have come across some seriously gross sh*t on the internet. Maybe we have too much time on our hands? Or maybe Tuesdays are just unlucky. Whatever the reason, we can’t keep it to ourselves. It’s just too….gross.

We know you are all out there taking a break from the summer classes/laying by the pool/that awful summer job and you need soemthing to do. So, here it is.

Click with caution. Oh, and learn from our mistakes: put down the snack foods, ladies. Somehow that Oreo Cakester just isn’t as tasty when accompanied by incest, moose knuckles and old lady hoo-hahs.

Which is worse: sex with your brother or sex with someone who looks exactly like your daughter?

Although, both may be better than an entire montage of camel toes...

Suzanne Sommers flashes her vajay on TV. So….old.

New to the competition circuit: oral sex. I’d like to know what the winner gets…

I don’t know why, but this just makes us want to vomit. Because obesity wasn’t already a big enough issue.

The best reason NOT to bring a random home with you from the bar. Seriously. SICK.