Candy Dish: Granny Stripper Loves a Good Time

July 16, 2008 - 1:00 pm By Jess - NYU

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She’ll give you a lap dance, as long as you hold her cane

I guess I’m not the only one who has no idea how to do that damn self breast exam

How to “unlock” your iPhone 3G

Sure! Let’s define Birth Control as abortion!! Sounds like a plan, George W!!!

Yo, stop buying sh*t

I always thought they were recycling this stuff

Oh man, these Belugas are seriously tripping me out

Some best friend she is

Eat your Pork Rinds, Billy! They’re good for you

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Mole…ohmygod you guys, it’s gone!!

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  1. T says:
    Thu, 17th Jul 20086:05 am 

    You know… George W isn’t the only person who defines birth control as abortion.

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