This Better Not Be My Nanna

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Flickr is a crazy little website. Pictures from all over the world, from crappy and boring “here’s me on the lawn, now here’s me laughing on the lawn” photos to beautiful, artist renderings of pristine landscapes — everything is contained, and easy to find, on this user friendly website.

Why, Flickr is so simple and easy even your grandma could do it!

And someone’s grandma certaily has.

I really can’t say how our office stumbled across this set of photos, but I can say that after searching through about 100 of them, I have never wished there was eye sanitizer more than at this exact moment. I mean…what.the.hell.IS.this?!

She calls herself a MILF (but judging by the photos she really could be a GILF), she has single-handedly killed off an entire herd of cows in order to cover her body with piece after piece of uber tight leather, her “provocative” posing looks more like she A) got clubbed in both kneecaps by the mafia, B) is getting arrested by invisible cop ghosts, or C) is just standing around staring at the wall, and she doesn’t show her entire face but certainly shows enough to be recognized (if god is merciful not by her kids).

In today’s society, anyone with a camera and the ability to upload hundreds upon hundreds of pictures can become a star, and “LeatherChrissy” certainly seems to have the panache to rocket her “mature MILF” status to computer screens everywhere.

My brain is currently malfunctioning (too many images I never wanted to view have been viewed), so I can’t quite figure out what the moral to this story is…but I guess if I had to take a guess? Don’t leave gran home with the digital camera.

[PS: someone in our office was certain LeatherChrissy was this lady...I don't think so. Because if it was, the earth would be exploding right now from incomprehensible ridiculousness]

7 Comments on "This Better Not Be My Nanna"

  1. Molly says:
    Wed, 16th Jul 20084:21 pm 

    Wow.

    Talk about loads of leather and awkward poses.

    Strange, strange, strange.

  2. Casey says:
    Wed, 16th Jul 20086:06 pm 

    WOW. Seriously, I think that’s my neighbor!

  3. Alissa says:
    Wed, 16th Jul 20089:03 pm 

    The best are creepy guys that regularly comment on her pictures. I guess she has a fan club.

  4. Natalie says:
    Thu, 17th Jul 20082:13 am 

    This whole post is crap. I agree, these photos aren’t my cup of tea, but taking pot shots at somebody’s fetishes on a blog to make yourself feel better is low. Practically everyone has a strange fetish whether they’ve actually done it or just dream about it. It’s all about your insecurities when you highlight someone else’s photostream for your own pleasure!

  5. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Thu, 17th Jul 200811:28 am 

    So, Natalie. Is it safe to assume that this is you?

  6. J - NYU says:
    Thu, 17th Jul 200811:32 am 

    I think we actually increased her readership…so…she wins in the end.

    And for the record, it *does* look like someone took her out at the knees…

  7. Baiciyu says:
    Thu, 17th Jul 200810:55 pm 

    High wasted leather pants look good on no one. Good nod to Tim & Eric.

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