Bad News for John McCain

July 17, 2008     Posted in Buzz

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Looks like the McCain campaign (ooo! that rhymes) is taking a turn for the worse. As if aligning with George W. wasn’t bad enough (what, with the recession/housing crisis/war/daily stupidity), McCain has another skeleton in his closet.Well, a skeleton with implants.

It looks like Meghan McCain, daughter of the presidential hopeful, had a lovely and intimate lunchdate with the one and only, Heidi Montag. No one knows for sure what the purpose of the meeting was, but I can assume the following topics were discussed:

Heidi

Heidi’s Music

Spencer

That Stupid Bitch, Lauren Conrad

Heidi Singing at the Republican Convention

Who is Your Dad Anyway?

Wait, That Black Dude With The Weird Name is Running Too?

Have You Ever Considered Highlights?

I Love Your Bag!

Do You Think Spencer Could Represent Your Dad?

Let’s Pose for the Cameras!

Things not discussed at lunch:

What the girls were going to eat. Because, duh, you can’t eat and look this good!

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