“I Think We’re Dead”: Cop Tells 911 Operator He OD’d on Weed

Once, when I in 6th grade and still innocent, I tried a piece of a pot brownie that a friend had stolen from her big brother. Upon swallowing, I became convinced I was high and sat down on the floor, steadying myself with my hands because “the world was spinning out of control.”

Yes, I was lame, but I was 12 and lived in suburbia. I was allowed.

But this guy…well…he really doesn’t have any excuse. Except maybe that he’s a douchebag.

3 Comments on "“I Think We’re Dead”: Cop Tells 911 Operator He OD’d on Weed"

  1. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Fri, 18th Jul 20081:07 pm 

    That is amazing. He thought he was dead.I need to listen to this again.

  2. Kumar says:
    Fri, 18th Jul 20084:13 pm 

    “My wife is on the floor right now…she is barely breathing…wait – we’re dead.”

  3. Crunchy says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 20082:27 pm 

    HHAHAHAHhaHAHAHA This dude was clearly not dying . .. He checked the score the Red Wings game HAHHAHAHAHA Dumbass

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