Sexiest Drinks For Summer

You know how it feels really sexy and naughty when you sidle up to a cute bartender and order a Sex on the Beach?

Well, it does.

It feels sexy and naughty.

Anyway, you can recreate that feeling when you throw your own sexy party and act as bartender.

Here are a few sexy-sounding drinks to serve to your hottie brigade of guests. Make sure to giggle annoyingly when they order.

Orgasm

1/2 ounce Vodka

1/2 ounce Amaretto

1/2 ounce White Creme de Cacao

1/2 ounce Triple Sec

1 ounce cream

Shake with ice and enjoy.

Tap That Ass

2 ounces Alizé (1 ounce red, 1 ounce yellow)

1 ounce Hennessy

a little cranberry juice

a little soda water

Pour the Alizé and Hennessy over ice. Top it off with the cranberry juice and soda water to taste.

Sweet Italian Bastard

2 parts Gin

2 parts Vodka

1 part Vermouth

1 part orange juice

1 tablespoon of sugar

1 splash of lemon juice

Mix the suckers up with some ice in a cocktail mixer, strain, and serve.

Purple Penis

2 ounces Vodka

1/2 ounce Raspberry Liqueur

1/2 ounce Blue Curacao

Splash cranberry juice

Sweet and sour mix

Mix everything except the mix and the juice with ice. Then add equal amounts of the mix and the juice and stir. Serve avec plaisir.

Absolut Sex

3/4 ounc Absolut Vodka (flavor of your choice; generic Vodka okay, just don’t tell!)

3/4 ounce Melon Liquer

Sprite

1 ounce cranberry juice

Shake everything except the Sprite up with ice. After you pour the drink into a glass, add Sprite on top. Enjoy sex. Everyone should

Any great drinks I’m missing?