Tuffy Luv Doesn’t Like Getting Peed On

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Dear Tuffy Luv,

This is really embarassing, so I hope it’s not weird that I’m asking you.

So over the summer every summer for the last three years I work as a hostess at this restaurant near my house. And every year I’ve been there, there’s been this guy (I’ll call him T) who works there too. I go away to college, but he goes to the junior college nearby so he’s there all year.

Anyway, T and I always flirt all summer and nothing ever really happened (last summer we kissed once but it was at a party and not anything that went anywhere). Except this year, from the first day we saw each other again, it was like BAM–chemistry. So we hooked up a couple of times and it was great.

My problem is, last night, I went over to his place after work and I thought we were just going to hook up like usual, but then–I don’t even know how to say this without being gross, so here it is: he peed on me.

I was totally disgusted, but I was really surprised so I didn’t say anything and we just had sex anyway and then I went home.

What the hell?! Also, have I now given him permission to do it again since I didn’t say anything? Help!!!!!!!!

-I Got Peed On

Dear I Got Peed On,

Ah, I see you’ve discovered the strange world of watersports.

No, not like frickin, uh, frickin water skiing or something. Watersports, also known as golden showers, is, to put it simply, a pee fetish. What can I say? Some people just really like urine.

I looked it up for you and apparently the official term is Urolagnia. It’s when someone sexually enjoys peeing on, or being peed on by, a sexual partner. Some people can’t perform without it. Some people just like it occasionally to add a little extra flavor.

Er, no pun intended.

Anyhoop, Peed On, it’s nothing really creepy. It’s actually a pretty common fetish.

But just because he’s into it doesn’t mean you have to be. And, more importantly, girl, just because you let him do it once doesn’t mean you have to let him do it again. Just tell him up front that, look, urine just don’t do it for you.

That said, if you decide you’re cool with it and it was just the shock that turned you off, it’s totally safe and, again, not unusual in the sexual spectrum of kinks.

Or (another option!), if it’s really important to him but you hate being peed on, maybe you peeing on him would work. I mean, then you don’t get his nastyass pee on you, but he still gets the pleasure he’s looking for. Right?

I don’t know. The only way you’ll find out is to talk about it with him. So, talk!

Also, for pee’s sake, use protection whenever you have any kind of sexual contact! STDs ain’t cute!

Hearts & Skulls,

Tuffy Luv