Tire changing is SO empowering. Completely worth it. Also, oil changes make you feel like the baddest bitch ever to declare independence from mankind.

Massage = practice. As long as you're manipulating the muscles under the skin rather than the skin itself, and imagining how exactly what you're doing to the person's back would feel on yours, all you have to do is offer neck and shoulder rubs to improve drastically (and become extremely popular at the office). Once you get the feel for knocking the knots out, you're pretty much set for full-body massages.

And when you figure out Photoshop, let me know. I'm supposed to be building a concept art portfolio, and I can't even draw a straight line with the dang thing.