Wednesday Night Encounters: A Date with Craigslist

July 30, 2008 4:30 pm     Posted in HaHa  Jess - NYU g+ page

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We’ve talked about Craigslist countless times before. It’s glorious and hilarious and you can buy chairs or sell your cat. However, after a little chat with our hormonal Coed office buddies, we realized that there was an untapped ocean of entertainment on CL known as Casual Encounters. We knew all about Missed Connections (and may have looked to see, from time to time, if anyone had MC’ed us…which they never did), but had always assumed that the Casual Encounters section of Cragislist was full of skeevy people and penis pics.

So yeah, it’s full of skeevy people and ‘peen pics, but it’s also full of the strange and the weird and the desperate. How entertaining!

PS: We changed the titles and photos to fit our liking (and keep nasty ‘peen pics off our site). It’s better this way. Trust us.

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bush-1.jpgBoston Man Really Supports Bush

Hi.

Direct and to the point. I really do love women with a hairy p*ssy, the harrier the better.

So, if you’d like to meet a man who will treat you well, all the while letting your hair grow in lush and thick, let me know.

I’m 6 feet 3 inches and weigh 215 pounds with blue eyes.

Interested? Let me know

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LA Girl Obviously Too Perfect To Be Anything But A Porn SpamBot – But Act Like An Idiot and Email Her Anyway

I’m shy, inexpereinced in almost every way. i enjoy long days playing tennis, cool nights talking and early morning jogs. I am a fun loving, energy filled girl looking for someone who can keep up. I love to do just about anything, but some of my favorite things to do are ride 4 wheelers, hang out with friends, play games, fish, listen to country music while cruising the back roads, bowling, camping, and play sports (soccer, basketball, softball, mud football, etc.) I’m not all energy though, I do like to have quiet evenings at the house, watch TV and just hang out. Send me your pic and I’ll send you mine!

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sexy-man-teats.jpgPortland Guy Is [Sexy] Not Homophobic [Sexy] And Really [Sexy] Into the Word Sexy And [Sexy] Light Drinking

I’m hoping to meet a sexy couple for sexy fun times. I’m a bachelor, very open minded and not looking to be in a relationship. I’ve done this before and it really worked out well.

It turns me on when two guys service a lady and all her sexy needs. Im not homophobic if the husband and I touch while servicing her. I love double penetration if the lady is up for it.

If you are a couple who is in shape to HWP, non smokers/light drinkers and STD free then please send me a note with a photo of both of you in it.
I will reply with my photos and contact information.
Hope to hear from you!

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Las Vegas Dude Wants You To Taste The Next Level Of Your Sensuality (He also did not lose his brains yet so don’t worry)

I’m an open-minded, but did not lose my brains yet! I like to travel, visit parks, drive for hours. I love roads and trips. I have strong personality and more often than not I know exactly what I want. I was in army and I like things to be in order, but I also learned that often we just need to go with the flow. I like to wear suit (but FL makes it often difficult). I like sports and consider sex as one of them. Any type of sex! I can never get enough.

I guarantee you (as probably other 100% of men in here), I can last… Often because I like to see my partner satisfied first. What it means for you? You get an extra time to try new things, new ideas (please feel free to share). You can feel longer and probably even get a taste of the next level of your sensuality. I’m clean, D/D free. I respect your privacy and your needs. And I ask for the same in return. I like to talk to people and listen to their stories. Would you like to tell me yours?

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zach.jpgA Man I Am Seriously Considering Emailing

Hey there, looking for a laid back, drama free girl that is interested in having her feet worshiped in exchange for me doing your chores

I’m a young, clean, university educated, in great shape guy.

Be clean and drama free. I don’t care if you are older. I’m looking for that girl next door type that hasn’t done anything like this before, or not a lot anyway. We can meet in a public place 1st to see if we both like what we see.

I kind of feel uneasy doing this but I’m taking a chance! Any questions whatsoever don’t hesitate to ask!! Will send a picture if you like!

(Yes, that is what I am hoping he looks like….)

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3 Comments on "Wednesday Night Encounters: A Date with Craigslist"
  1. Jey says:
    Wed, 30th Jul 20084:12 pm 

    Ditto 2 ^ yeah I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  2. Casey says:
    Wed, 30th Jul 20086:10 pm 

    The man boob picture seriously just made me vomit!

  3. sara says:
    Thu, 31st Jul 20086:07 am 

    Those pictures are hilarious!

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