http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/31/jdparis-hilton-for-president-that%e2%80%99s-hot-2008/ Advice on student style, collegiate dating discussion guides, relationship advice and women's studies. Sat, 26 May 2012 19:30:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/31/jdparis-hilton-for-president-that%e2%80%99s-hot-2008/#comment-17825 Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:47:09 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/10840#comment-17825 Am I the only person reading this site who has any awareness of the US Constitution? Specifically, that part about the age requirement to be eligible for the Presidency. Paris Hilton is not 35 (just because she's aging her body so fast by abusing it partying all the time does not change her actual calendar age). Add to that the fact she's a self-centered moron with severe substance abuse problems and probably every STD known to medicine, plus demonstrated lack of ability to handle any form of responsibility, and she's definitely not someone I'd want in charge of the military. She'd probably order an invasion of another country so she can get her drugs more conveniently or something.

]]> http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/31/jdparis-hilton-for-president-that%e2%80%99s-hot-2008/#comment-17824 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:48:25 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/10840#comment-17824 I've been holding up a sign at union square in nyc, it says write-in paris hilton for president.

]]> http://collegecandy.com/2008/07/31/jdparis-hilton-for-president-that%e2%80%99s-hot-2008/#comment-17823 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:34:55 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/10840#comment-17823 Um, are you guys looking for an editor?

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