Plastic Surgery Hits a New Low (Literally)

July 31, 2008 - 3:45 pm By Lauren - University of Michigan

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Did you hear? Designer Vaginas were blacklisted in Australia!?

Yeah, I can’t believe it either! I mean, I am all about designer everything – bags, clothes, shoes, etc. – but I didn’t know a designer va-jay was an option! (Note: I just did some investigating and found out that this does not refer to some sort of

Louis Vuitton hoo-hah, but rather surgery to make it look prettier. Damn.)

Yeah, so basically women have been seeking out uber expensive surgery ($10,000!) to make their vaginas look more appealing. Surprisingly (pause, NOT!), some doctors are getting a little worried about this. Not only is it ridiculous to want a better lookin’ vag (let’s be honest…they aren’t the prettiest things), but the surgery is not safe and can cause long term sensitivity issues.

Um, ladies, why you so crazy? What is the point of a pretty (and overpriced) vag if you can’t enjoy it?

I’m just sayin’…

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3 Comments on "Plastic Surgery Hits a New Low (Literally)"

  1. ChatchPride says:
    Thu, 31st Jul 20084:12 pm 

    balls are pretty damn ugly too. it all equals out in the end.

  2. Olua - Washington College says:
    Thu, 31st Jul 200810:52 pm 

    First of all, that’s entirely the fault of the porn industry. Secondly, ew? Thirdly, reproductive organs aren’t supposed to be attractive. They’re supposed to be functional.

  3. Heather says:
    Fri, 1st Aug 20082:32 pm 

    i disagree that genitalia is supposed to be entirely functional, i think it can look good. but anyone who is willing to have their va-jay-jay cut… well i dont need to explain any further, theyre just nuts.

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