Wednesday Night Encounters: A Date with Craigslist – LOLcat Edition

For this week’s Wednesday Night Encounters, we’re going to observe Men Of Few Words. Not everyone finds it necessary to go on and on about what they want in a partner. Some people enjoy eulogizing for hours about their likes and dislikes, their hopes and dreams, their “future”, but these guys aren’t interested in bogging us down with such trivial matters. In only a few small sentences, they get to the heart of the matter. They know what they want…and they want it now.

Nice.

New York Guy Seeking a Chick to Kick the Sh*t Out Of Him (PS: he’s afraid of the word vagina)

I am looking for a dominant woman to smack me around a bit, and abuse me for her pleasure.

I want you to make me grovel at your feet, lick and suck your toes. Have you bend and make me lick you know where and clean you to show me my place.

Yes, I know, its extreme but damn it sounds fun, doesn’t it?

I am clean, nice and gl and wish to start fulfilling some fantasies I have had.

A plus if you are mature and a plus if a BBW.

‘Sopranos’ Extra Looking to Try Out His Viagra

Greetings and thanks for stopping by. what is super viagra? it’s a sexual stimulant that keeps me hard for hours… even after i’ve come! once i get off i’m yours to use any way you want plus, i have great hands, tongue and heart… oh and i’m also fairly well endowed. not huge but, as one lady friend once told me: ‘i’m the perfect size.’

funny thing too… the last lady i had a one night sand with… it lasted for five years! no, the viagra didn’t last that long!

I Can Haz Oralz?

let me get onto my knees. crawl under your desk. then lift you skirt up. pull panties aside. an orally plz you.

IF HE DOESN’T HAVE SEX NOW, HE WILL DIE. SERIOUSLY!!!

I AM EXTREMELY HORNY AND MUST HAVE SEX IMMMEDIATELY. I AM D AND D FREE AND COMPLETELY CLEAN THERE IS NOTHING. WRONG. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WTIH ME EXCEPT THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HORNY AND I NEED TO F*CK IN AS MANY POSITIONS AS POSSIBLE.

I EVEN WILL WECOME MORE PEOPLE TO THE F*CKFST. WOMEN OF ALL AGES AND SHAPES ARE INVITED. PLEASE HURRY IF INTERESTED CALL ME AT 2 ONE 4 7TWO5 2SIXFIVE6 I WILL BE ANSWERING ALL DAY UNTIL 4. I WILL MAKE EVERYSECOND YOUR WITH ME HEAVEN. HURRY BEFORE YOU MISS YOUR CHANCE.

Give Him a BJ, Please? I Mean, The Dude Had To Move Back To His Momz!

im not looking for sex just a bj i just broke up wit my lady and it would help i hade to move back to my moms…ladies only plz know how to suck d*ck for real!