Hump Day? Nope! It’s Break-Up Day!

While you were up way past your bedtime watching Michael Phelps dominate the pool in Beijing, you probably missed out on some serious stuff happening back here in the states.

By Lauren

Like the fact that Hollywood is breaking apart at the seams.

Seriously, everyone is heading to break-up city! Even the rock solid couples…

Like Paris and Benji! Say it ain’t so! I thought this was the real thing. I thought this was forever. I guess “forever” in Paris’s mind means, “Until something more scandalous comes along that can get me back in the public eye.” This time, it was Chris DeWolfe, the Co-Founder of Myspace, that did the trick. And, while I liked the idea of her and Nicole having matching husbands, I think this new couple is a match made in heaven. She loves overwhelming the world with pictures of herself….and he runs the company that does just that.

I just can’t wait to see what kind of pictures/videos surface online from this relationship. A Night in Paris Part Deux?

But those two weren’t the only ones going their separate ways this week. Looks like Jennifer Aniston is also back on the market on this lovely Wednesday morning. Dumped by John Mayer! I am sure she is heartbroken – the poor girl just can’t catch a break when it comes to romance – but look on the bright side, Jen! You got to have sex with John Mayer (and Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn….drool); even if it is over now, at least you can have those memories.

Breaking up sucks, especially when you are in the public eye, and no amount of alcohol/chocolate/pot can make you feel better. But, when it comes down to it, being single really isn’t so bad. In fact, it’s really f-ing wonderful. Maybe Jen should try that out for a bit. If that doesn’t work, I know a great place to meet a guy…and I don’t even mind acting as her Wingman.