Hey Perez: Leave Miley Alone and Grow The Hell Up.

mileyc__opt1.jpgHey Perez Hilton,

I’ve got a few words to exchange with you. First, let me just say this: your blog is cute. It’s really adorable that you draw things like…cum…dripping from the mouths of celebrities with your Paint program.

You’re really good at stirring up drama and, hell, that’s your job, right? Therefore, you’re good at your job.

But lets step out of your job for just ONE SECOND, and talk about protocol for being a decent human being. Amongst many other things, this includes NOT calling 15 year olds SLUTS.

Your most recent rants against Miley Cyrus are not only silly, they’re f*cking WRONG. You’re a full grown man now, Mario. I’m calling you by your real name because this is a real topic that exists outside of your blog.

Even though it’s your job to make fun of people and draw farts coming from their asses or whatever, you really need to leave Miley alone. She’s still a child. Calling her a “F*cking Liar” because she admitted she was hurt over her break up with Nick Jonas is out of line.

Who knew that a 15 year old pop star could be more mature than a 30 year old celebrity blogger? Seriously, that is just pathetic. It is really easy to act all tough and cool when you are hiding behind your computer, but we all know what happens when the tables are turned and people are picking on you.

Grow the hell up, dude.

Pick on as*holes your own size.

[Photo courtesy of douchey perezhilton.com]

20 Comments on "Hey Perez: Leave Miley Alone and Grow The Hell Up."

  1. Jill says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20089:36 am 

    Well said. *nods in agreement*

  2. J - NYU says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20089:37 am 

    I so agree. Perez Hilton is making his living off of Disney feuds. How sad.

  3. Stephanie says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20089:59 am 

    Here here!

    Hear that Mario ?

  4. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 200810:06 am 

    I hate Perez. He is not funny, smart or creative. My dog could run his site.

  5. Amanda says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 200810:20 am 

    I really wish that this article had been written without expletives. I really feel like they detract from your argument and actually cause you to look as immature as Perez. Yikes.

  6. Devon - UCLA says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 200810:58 am 

    Well, whether or not using ‘expletives’ deems a writer as mature or immature is a subject matter for an entirely different piece. The core difference, however, is that regardless of my language, I know when to not cross lines for the sake of an article/traffic and he does not.

  7. Emily says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 200811:05 am 

    I love Perez! Sometimes he is harsh on people, but he also posts a lot of positive things on his blog. Perez is entiled to his own opinion about Miley. And his readers love it! If you don’t like him, stay away. no need to write little rants!

  8. J - NYU says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 200811:25 am 

    Emily, I see that you found a way to vote for perez 58 times on our poll. You must reaaaallly love the guy.

    I’m sure he appreciates your devotion.

  9. huh says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 200811:50 am 

    hollywood is human sacrifice.

    parents who don’t understand that, or outside observers, are completely idiotic.

  10. emily says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 200812:05 pm 

    i kind of agree with emily on this one (i am a different emily, btw haha) besides, if you read the comments on his site, or even on other site, he isn’t the only one calling her a slut. my mom called her a slut when that whole vanity thing was going on. does that make my mom a bad person too?

    no, its just how our society is. we treat young kids like adult celebrities and forget how young they really are. there was an article about this yesterday, which explained it really well. it is not just perez its our whole society obsessed with young stars. we’re no longer forcing them to grow up in the spot light, we’re forcing them straight into adulthood before they can get in the spot light, which i think is a bigger issue than perez being mean.

    i’ll do admit that i am hearing him bitch about this disney feud, though i think it is because i don’t understand the hype about the jonas brothers and why everyone is suddenly obsessed with them and who they are dating.

  11. Joseph says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20081:13 pm 

    Transport yourself to a society of murderers and rapists…..Oh, well it’s just the society we live in. It’s okay that my creepy, single uncle is a rapist who kills his prey. He’s just part of society. He’s not a bad person.

    Okay, more hyperbole: There are dying soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan which is a pretty big issue. I guess this means we shouldn’t address that little Johnny is getting his lunch money stolen. I mean, why devote attention to little Johnny’s problem when we can be winning wars and curing cancer?

  12. Alex says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20082:08 pm 

    Thank you! I’m sick of people using their websites to pick on people! It’s childish…so thank you for that

  13. arie says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20082:44 pm 

    While I do agree, I think it would also help if Miley stopped… well, acting like a slut. She’s not really doing anything to help herself out here.

  14. Nise says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20083:06 pm 

    yeah i agree its getting really sickening. i admit i was a tad obsessed with his site i have been barely if ever going on there now because 1) his self promoting is annoying 2) he actually believes he is a celebrity for some reason and i realized by going on his site i was contributing 3) he’s bias to an extremely annoying degree. now in no way shape or form am i a miley cyrus fan but she is a child and calling her a slut is crossing a big line. i mean all the crap that paris hilton has done and shes a grown woman and he would never utter a bad word about her cuz hes a suck up. shes a teen and we should all know teens make mistakes no matter if theyre famous or not. its human to make mistakes and it makes u a better person to learn from them. i mean seriously u think cuz shes famous shes gonna be a perfect little angel. she just needs to take a long look at herself ( and her parents need to take her camera away asap). i swear i graduated from high school already but it feels like im there once again with a 30 year old man.

  15. Mandy says:
    Thu, 14th Aug 20089:26 pm 

    Maybe if Miley stopped posing for wet t-shirt pictures, Perez wouldn’t have a reason to call her a slut.

    And maybe if girls/women stopped calling each other sluts (and other demeaning words), men wouldn’t see it as okay. Because, let’s face it, the word “slut” is so commonplace that most people use it without thinking about how awful it really is. So maybe it’s not a Perez thing, maybe it’s a society thing.

    Perez will only continue to write these things as long as people visit his site and crave to hear what he has to say. So I wouldn’t just blame him, if I were you.

  16. Devon - UCLA says:
    Fri, 15th Aug 200811:21 am 

    By no means and I JUST blaming Perez. Of course our society has something to do with all of this, as well. If I had the time to call out every single adult who has encouraged this inappropriate ridiculousness-I would. However, Perez is a good enough starting point in my books.

  17. jalisha says:
    Fri, 15th Aug 20086:34 pm 

    Perez is so fucking lame! he needs to get a new job!

  18. Carina says:
    Sat, 16th Aug 20086:21 pm 

    i personally think she is leaning toward the slut side. supposedly she wears a promise ring that she wont have sex until she is married, but some of the pictures of her don’t exactly scream good girl.

    as for perez, people talk shit all the time. its no fair that perez gets paid for it though. haha

  19. Alluv Tyler says:
    Sun, 17th Aug 20081:01 pm 

    Amen!

  20. truth hurts says:
    Fri, 5th Sep 200812:07 am 

    omg, to all of you who say that miley isjust being a normal teenager, and that everyone does this when the’re 15, well, yur WRONG!!!!!! im the same age as her, i dont dont take pix of myself half-naked, and kissing other girls. But ya, i guess a few people in my school do, they aare the SLUTS who have lost their virginity by grade 8 and still pretend to be sweet even though the seret eventually gets out.

    now if miley wants to go down that path and end up with aids and a few STDs before she turns 18 then watever, its her life. but she has to remember that shes a role model for kids as young as 3 or 4 years old, and what type of message do they get if one day their parents havethe news on and they see their role model half naked??????

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