Hey Parents: Teachers Are On the Internet. Get Over It

Remember when you were in High School and you saw your teacher in the supermarket, buying milk or some crap, and it was all “Ms. Jones, you drink milk!??“

By Mapofrussia

Suddenly in the dairy aisle you had the realization that teachers are people and all of sudden you stopped being such a godd*mn prick in your classes.

These days, it seems that there is equal amount of shock when teachers, GASP, use the Internet. Now I know most students probably already realize teachers use the net tubes to do research or write on the library message board, but what about when you find them on Facebook or Myspace? Should they even be allowed? I mean seriously, isn’t that where kids openly talk about their debauchery and then get all ‘you read my diary!’ when they get grounded for the pictures they posted of them doing shots of Jameson with underwear on their head?

Apparently, yes, and ALSO, according to people in Missouri, Facebook and Myspace are directly related to teacher/student sexual relationships. Genius.

In Missouri in particular, a rash of student-teacher sexual relationships have spawned crackdowns on social-networking friendships. Web site badbadteacher.com, which keeps track of teachers disciplined, arrested and convicted of inappropriate behavior with students, lists 11 such teachers from Missouri within the last two years.

Which is why state legislator Jane Cunningham is sponsoring a bill in the Missouri House of Representatives that would ban elementary school teachers from having social-networking friendships with their students. (Cnn.com)

Here are some tips for parents who think Facebook and Myspace are responsible for teacher/student sexual relationships.

1) Teachers have been having sex with students forever. That doesn’t make it right but don’t act the like Internet is the advent of some new age of sexual molestation.

2) You leave your kid alone with them for 8 hours a day. The Internet is not your problem.

3) The answer is monitoring your child’s use of these sites. Banning teachers won’t stop some 50 year old creeper from posing as 14/F/Cali/CUTEY and then totally getting their kidnap on. This is like making a law that allows parents to be lazy. It’s your job to be net savvy if your going to let your kid run wild on the web. You’re like 45, I’m betting if you just sat down and opened a f*cking book you could probably master all of your Dell’s ‘intricate mystery.’

THE MAGIC BOX ALLOWS EVIL PEOPLE TO SEXOR OUR CHILDREN. BAN THE BOX. BAN PEOPLE FROM USING THE BOX.

Take off your ‘The E in Email Stands for Evil’ crew-cut T and use cognitive thought. If the dumb motherf*ckers at Dateline can outsmart sexual predators, I’m betting you guys can probably figure out a way to avoid them all together.