SaSi: Vibrator – 1, Guys – 0

    Posted in Guys, Love

Alright, alright. We all know that I love sex. Hell, half of our readers commonly engage in calling me the S word for it. While I do love sex (FACT), I also hate the drama that comes along with my sexual partners.

Yes, I know – if I could just find a guy to stick with, it would all be easier. This is true. And maybe, just maybe, I will eventually meet a good guy who I can really rely on and want to commit to. Until then (which is off in the way distant future), I think I found a substitute.

The SaSi.

I haven’t actually tried this thing out yet, but I am deeply considering it. And once you know more about it, you most definitely will, too.

It seems as though, thanks to new technology, this little vibrator knows more about how to please women than most men do. (Editor’s Note: Which isn’t hard. Ayooooo!) SaSi has a learn mode wherein it tries all different sorts of movements. If you don’t like one, you can simply skip to the next and it remembers the ones that you prefer. The next time you use it, the SaSi will skip the stuff you hate and stick to the stuff you love. If only it were that easy with the boys…and they didn’t get all self-conscious/curled up in the fetal position and cried when you tried to guide them.

The SaSi also combines different movements all the time, so it never gives you the same sexual experience twice. Cha Ching!

How many of you know men who can measure up to that? I’m only sayin….

I bet SaSi won’t admit to liking me as more than a friend and then link me to a blog where a skank details having sex with SaSi last week…

Oh, whoops, that was just some as*hole I cut out of my dating life as of yesterday.

[Photo from: msnbc.com]

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