SaSi: Vibrator – 1, Guys – 0

August 21, 2008     Posted in Relationships, Sex

Alright, alright. We all know that I love sex. Hell, half of our readers commonly engage in calling me the S word for it. While I do love sex (FACT), I also hate the drama that comes along with my sexual partners.


By CC Staff

Yes, I know – if I could just find a guy to stick with, it would all be easier. This is true. And maybe, just maybe, I will eventually meet a good guy who I can really rely on and want to commit to. Until then (which is off in the way distant future), I think I found a substitute.

The SaSi.

I haven’t actually tried this thing out yet, but I am deeply considering it. And once you know more about it, you most definitely will, too.

It seems as though, thanks to new technology, this little vibrator knows more about how to please women than most men do. (Editor’s Note: Which isn’t hard. Ayooooo!) SaSi has a learn mode wherein it tries all different sorts of movements. If you don’t like one, you can simply skip to the next and it remembers the ones that you prefer. The next time you use it, the SaSi will skip the stuff you hate and stick to the stuff you love. If only it were that easy with the boys…and they didn’t get all self-conscious/curled up in the fetal position and cried when you tried to guide them.

The SaSi also combines different movements all the time, so it never gives you the same sexual experience twice. Cha Ching!

How many of you know men who can measure up to that? I’m only sayin….

I bet SaSi won’t admit to liking me as more than a friend and then link me to a blog where a skank details having sex with SaSi last week…

Oh, whoops, that was just some as*hole I cut out of my dating life as of yesterday.

[Photo from: msnbc.com]

13 Comments on "SaSi: Vibrator – 1, Guys – 0"

  1. Lauren, University o says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 20086:02 am 

    come to mama

  2. Amber - Old Dominion says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 20086:39 am 

    I saw the demo video for this on Babeland… I sooo want one!

  3. Steph says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 20088:24 am 

    Dear Santa,

    This year…I want..

  4. Elise says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 200811:19 am 

    I wouldn't mind trying this out, but I'd probably consider it more seriously if I didn't have a well-trained husband at my beck and call. Still, I'll be the first to admit that very few guys can handle in-bed correction– especially my picky bossiness– and that if I hadn't found a suitable long-term bedmate yet, I'd be forgoing new shoes for a while in favor of this thing. It sounds *amazing*.

  5. Crunchy says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 20082:09 pm 

    I don’t really want to believe that this thing could replace a man. Yeah, I’m sure it hits all of the right spots every time, but it can’t possibly be better than the connection between a man and a woman during good sex (or even average sex).

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/showpage.php?showid=6

  6. heather says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 20083:45 pm 

    that looks fun

  7. heather says:
    Thu, 21st Aug 20083:48 pm 

    damn its expensive though

  8. what says:
    Fri, 22nd Aug 20081:22 am 

    I guess this puts the "girls are about the emotional connection" myth to rest.

  9. Juan says:
    Fri, 22nd Aug 20088:08 am 

    If you could only have a man that did the three important things this machine does: Listen without getting defensive, remember what you like, and never do it the same way twice.

    Send your men to SW and we'll see what we can do about that:

    http://satisfyyourwoman.blogspot.com/

  10. Mae says:
    Fri, 22nd Aug 20083:00 pm 

    The great thing about the Sasi is that you can use it while having sex with a dude – so there's no competition. It just makes you feel good — like really, really good.

  11. Johnathan-Wataru says:
    Fri, 29th Aug 20083:17 pm 

    Without reading this, I'm sorry to say this in such an asshole manner, but my own "personna" is offended by the use of "toys" to enhance singular pleasure:

    I bet if I strap that thing on my D**k, it'll be SaSi-1 , Girl-0.

    But it's very arguementive, if the girl has good control of muscles down there to shake like a SaSi…then by all means, let me try and see!

  12. Cassie says:
    Tue, 13th Jan 20093:46 pm 

    I sooooo want one of those that way I can so get rid of my baby daddy and other BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

  13. Jenn says:
    Thu, 22nd Jan 20098:12 am 

    I like. Just don't like the price ouch. I found http://www.thepleasureeden.com with similar items for much less.

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